Here’s what the critics had to say. “Reality comes to reality TV”. “Up there with Olivier, Bogart and Connery”. How else to describe Keith’s handling of the difficult role of opening the door to a completely unexpected stranger who just happens to be accompanied by a veritable posse of cameramen, mike-men, gaffers, best boys, second best boys, make-up artists and so forth. The superlatives were flowing thick and fast. And the beauty of it was that, no longer did Keith have to worry about flogging off his antique dust collectors on eBay when he could do so much better taking advantage of a desperate wannabe on some make-believe television show. Well done, Keith.
As we all struggle with our mental health as a result of not being allowed out of the house after 9pm and not being allowed to play golf at all while those nancy-boys up in NSW with their mock-down can still play albeit in pairs, what did we miss out on today. Just maybe, it was a good thing to be locked away after a fair sort of rain event passed through on Friday and overnight, although there wasn’t a lot to fall today.
The Birthday Birdie has another call to make today as Blighty passes another milestone along the road of life. They call it the Angel Number, but Blighty is probably no angel specially when it comes to partying. Have a good one (as best you can given the circumstances).
DELTA TWILIGHT (the dark side of Delta Dawn) – with apologies to Larry Collins and Alex Harvey Delta Dan, will you lift the golfing ban If we promise not to vote for Matthew Guy? And did I hear you say, there’s more freedom on the way If the jabs in arms don’t have to go sky high? He’s sporty, son, and Brett Sutton’s been called ‘ooh baby’ All the girls around Melbourne go quite crazy ‘Cause he walks out on cam with a mike held in his hand Lookin’ like a serious fair-haired man In his younger days they said Dictator Dan Toughest prem-i-er through all the land Then a man with law degree stood by his side And backed up lo-ock down we al-most cried Delta Glad, how’d you let things get so bad? Donut days will come around when pigs might fly And did I hear you say, that Sco-Mo’s skin you will flay If he doesn’t give you the shots to get on by? Delta Anna now you’ve tossed your little spanner But COV-ID’s gonna get you by and by And for a twelve year old, a bit more than a common cold Surely you’ve got bigger fish to fry? Delta Mark, why are you such a snark? You’ve got the footy final don’t you cry And did I hear you say, the nation’s debt you’d pay When iron price comes right down from on high? Delta Scott, why have you been such a clot? Could it be that leader skill just passed you by? And did I hear you say, there’s no race on here today Just have faith in that phantom in the sky?
Results for Saturday, 04 September 2021
No Competition due to COVID