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At Ivanhoe Public Golf Course 19 June 2021. Last registration time is 16:00 on Thursday 17 June 2021 First tee time on 19 June is 06:56 (or first light – whichever is the later) – COVID permitting!.

Club event – Stableford Competition – Matchplay semi-finals begin.

If you have not registered on the website or with the tee marshals(s), there will not be a spot.

If you have symptoms of any sort, please do not attend but notify if you have registered to play.

Please observe all protocols put out by your club and the Course Management.

How good is a party?

Please note registration time – be there early or be square or the tree marshals will get angry as they need to do the draw for groups.

In the menus at the top of the page there is one labelled Registration.  This is to indicate your intentions about playing next Saturday – just enter your name and click on Yes or No.  The form will be available until Thursday.  Could everybody please indicate your intentions even if your name went on the sheet on Saturday and even if you are not planning to play.

Don’t forget that if you don’t play the inside comp and you want your scores to count for your Australian Handicap, you have to fill in a card with your GolfLink number and Australian Handicap to the handicapper.  In the case of non-Home members, the card will have to be handed to the handicapper at your Home Club.  Also, in stroke rounds, please calculate your stableford points and record them to facilitate data entry.

 This weeks Tree Marshall is Chris Priems/(or a volunteer). 

Link to Latest Handicap Sheet

Wood chips and face masks for 12 June 2021

Bosom buddies
Not quite 1.5m, but who’s looking?

With a double-headed low swirling around off the Gippsland coast like a pimple on a teenagers chin, there were serious concerns about the chances of getting wet, either from water falling from the sky or from water rising up out of the river. The dire reports seem to have put more than a few people off playing with lack of registrations and cancellations leaving a mere fifteen members to fight it out for the all important Championship Points on offer for today’s Par round. Noodles lobbed up for the presentations with the excuse that he was up all night waiting for any emergency call-outs that might occur that required his multi-talents. The Beast also strolled in and there was some cock-and-bull story about him having slept in. Usually, it is Stan who uses that excuse. As it turned out, the weather remained fine, if overcast, and the river stayed within its banks (for the time being), so nobody got wet from above or below. And, despite the recent rains, the course was remarkably free of water for the most part and the only known plugged ball was Whitey’s approach to the 14th which buried itself to the waistline when it hit the green.

Water, water
Croc(k)s on both sides of the fence!!

There were no flies on Blighty early in the round as he marred his card with a minus only once in the first nine to turn with a pretty impressive +4 on the bottom line. That line of form looked like continuing on the back until the 15th when he reportedly started to ‘think’ about his game. A run of three on the wrong side of the ledger dragged his final tally back to +2 for the round. It seems that CJ went along for his vaccination, and they injected him with a gramophone needle. As a result, he didn’t shut up for the whole round. The other thing that was unusual was that it was Blighty who was urging the group to ‘hurry up’. Stef played a mirror image game. He made his +4 on the back nine from a one under 32 off the stick and also finished with +2 to share the honours with the Blight.

Michael landed his tee shot on the 18th green only to have it spin back to finish millimetres further from the hole than Craig who took out the BallPin on that hole. Craig, in turn, had beaten out Stef who, reluctantly, put his name on the chit because he didn’t want to win a ball with that bad a shot. Anyway, Michael putted it up the hill and left the ball less than half a metre from the hole and promptly missed to leave his final score at -1. He was really crooked on himself for missing the putt as a square would have given him second place, would have dropped Old Reliable one place and a point, and would have pushed Ryan out of the points altogether. A potentially expensive outcome at the end of the year when the final tally is made. Mark started out well with only a single minus on the front nine. Unfortunately, he was unable to match that performance on the back, and he had to be satisfied to share the second spot with Michael and to be glad that Michael did miss that critical putt.

Gordon squeezed into third place with his -2. A very balanced round with -1 each half. Next cabs off the rank, just a single point behind, were Brendon and Craig who also played mirror image rounds with a square and a -3 each half. Brendon did claim to have pulled off a shot that he had not seen before when his drive from the 13th hit the tree on the right side of the fairway and finished OOB on the left side of the fairway. The ball must have been fairly travelling and hit the tree right in the ‘sweet spot’ to have managed that. And, thanks to Michael, Ryan rounded out the points podium today with his score of -4.

The last two matches of the quarter-finals were battled out today. Michael took on Bob and had to concede a pretty massive total of 23 strokes. This allowed Bob to maintain some sort of respectability, but a combination of good play by Michael and a few slips by Bob meant that the match went to Michael 5 and 4. The other match was fought out between Mark and Mehm, and this match followed a similar course to the previous one, although, in this case there was only a 2 stroke difference between the protagonists. And the score-line was exactly the same at 5 and 4. We are now down at the pointy end of the event with Michael to play Stef and Mark to play Brent sometime in the next several weeks to decide who gets to battle it out for the trophy and the all important Championship Points.

Everybody had plenty of time to warm up before they hit the ProPin on the 12th so, it was a bit disappointing that it was left to Brendon to take home the bacon with a shot to 3.9m. The BallPin on the 15th eventually fell to Gordon after Whitey had laid an early claim. Gordon didn’t get a birdie as a result of that particular shot, or any other for that matter, and so he did not contribute to the rather slim pickings of five that we managed for the day.

A hand-span is not much use either!

Harry missed some very gettable putts today, though he did get one on the 8th despite the pool noodle filler on the pin being caught up at near lip level. Note to self, always check the level of the ‘noodle’. Things didn’t improve much after the game when the temperature dropped, and he decided to put on his pullover. He still had his man-bag on his shoulder. Rather than take the pull-over off and on again, Harry didn’t quite dislocate his shoulder to extricate the strap down the tightly fitting sleeve. Jim played with the handicapper today, and appeared to be trying to justify his complaint about being under-handicapped. First, he was blaming the coaching videos that he watched during lockdown. Next, he decided it was the new ‘caddy’ watch that Stef had bought him because the weight was ‘unbalancing’ him, and it was giving him distances in yards. It was only after the round that he worked out that the units could be changed to metres. Anyway, the Birthday Birdie says have a good one later in the week, Jim. The same wish goes to MatthewV and any others that missed out over the last couple of weeks when the BB forgot to check his calendar.

And, in case you are wondering, there was a big discussion about the definition of a wood-chipped (garden) area. Stef was adamant that the area around the big trees near the maintenance area on the 3rd was wood=chipped and thus eligible for relief, while Gordon was just as adamant that it was merely fallen bark from the trees and not wood-chips. And, as for masks, that goes without saying.

CJ had to dash off early, as he had an important appointment in Bentleigh, and he was asking for suggestions as to the best way to get there. If the number of varied suggestions is any guide, CJ could be driving around in circles for some time. At least he might have a better chance of getting there rather than his thought that it was somewhere near Greensborough.

Results for Saturday, 12 June 2021
1st Stefan Belevski (+2) 1st Andrew Blight (+2) 2nd Michael Gourlay (-1) 2nd Mark Minney (-1) 3rd Gordon Hill (-2) 4th Craig Cameron (-3) 4th Brendon Mitchell (-3) 5th Ryan Porker (-4)

Seniors Results: 1st Andrew Blight (+2) 2nd Michael Gourlay (-1) 3rd Gordon Hill (-2)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 12th Brendon Mitchell BallPin No 1 – 15th Gordon Hill BallPin No 2 – 18th Craig Cameron

Maybe next week… on 05 June 2021

Circuit breaker
That’s not a circuit breaker => this is a circuit breaker!

Well, the cards are all in, and everybody played much better than they expected. The results were so close (identical, in fact) that it was decided that, instead of doing a count-back for the whole field, there would be no Monthly Medal for June.

That was one possible scenario out of an infinite number for the outcome of today’s competition. The other scenario (actuality, actually) was that there was no competition because the circuit-breaker had been upgraded to deal with a higher voltage. They actually call it virulence, but it does start with a ‘v’. A Roman letter, not one of those Greek letters.

Anyway, we continue to live in hope that we will be allowed back on the track next Saturday to contest our next scheduled Par round. Oh goodie! I hear you all cry. Don’t fret, there will be Stableford the following week.

The deadlines for matchplay will continue to move out as the competition cannot progress until we get a result one way or another for the two remaining matches in the quarter-finals. Try to get it done guys. You have to arrange it between yourselves, in advance – don’t just turn up and hope. We’d hate to have any walk-overs at this late stage.

In the meantime, wear your mask, maintain your separation, wash your hands, check in, get vaccinated, don’t panic buy, etc, etc.

And, the winner was…..

COVID wins again!
It got us again!

Everybody was looking forward to a nice gentle Stableford round after a rash of Par, when a rash of COVID put the kibosh on just about everything. It was just about enough to give you a rash, because the weather was fine even if it was going to be fresh to start off. Still, it did give people a chance to stand around in the cold waiting hopefully to get their vaccination, and it is good to know that our system is not the only one that ‘crashes’ on occasion.

With any sort of luck we will be back on the course next Saturday for the June Monthly Medal. The calendar says that it is the last chance for the third round of the Matchplay and there are two matches to be played. Given the precedent from last year, it is likely that a one-week extension could be negotiated so Michael, Bob, Mehmet and Mark should get their act together to negotiate their match or a result and advise the Handicapper of their plans forthwith.

In the meantime, stay safe and COVID free. Get vaccinated and get to enjoy more golf.

A grand par day was had by all on 22 May 2021

Porks and Stef
Colgate smiles all round!

After the inclemency of last Saturday, the forecast for today looked much more promising even though it started out a bit on the fresh side. There were reports of 0C in some of the low-lying areas nearby and 2.5C in the car-park. There was certainly frost down on the flat that showed up on the shoes and club-face and made one wonder whether to stuff the hand-warmers into the shoes instead. The numb fingers made it hard to find small items in your pockets, but the promise of a warming trend kept the hopes and spirits alive. Even if the standard of golf didn’t. By about the fifth hole the feeling started to come back into the fingers and toes and the nineteen members and one guest (Whitey’s mate Warren Richards) lifted their spirits and their game (some more than others) to produce some respectable scores at the end of the day.

The most respectable of the lot were a pair of plus fours. No, I am not talking about funny looking trousers. Stef and Ryan tied it up in first place with a score-line of +4. Now, Ryan could possibly feel a bit peeved at not having won outright because Stef scored a bonus plus with his eagle on the 14th. A drive onto the green and a 6m putt was all it took to raid the Eagle’s Nest yet again. There are mutterings that Stef should have to score an albatross to gain access to the Nest. Despite all this, the two under for the back nine is good going in anybody’s books. Porks just kept racking up the singletons and, despite putting his second shot into the rotunda in somebody’s back-yard on the 13th, finished both nines in positive territory. He did say that it was from a difficult lie on the sloping edge of the road and barely in bounds anyway. With today’s eight points, he is now within snapping distance of the heels of Old Reliable in the Championship Table.

Jim reckons that he would have won today if he had been taking the game seriously. He still claims that he wasn’t properly handicapped from the start so, hopefully, he will be happy with the little reduction that he scored today. His two stroke allowance on the 16th meant that his par scored him a double plus, and that contributed in a small way to the total of 12 that were tallied for the day. Gordon was one that was very happy with the improved weather conditions today. He managed a ten point turn-around from last week to come in with a +1 thanks to another of the two pointers that he managed to score on the 4th hole from another 6m putt. That little effort also won him the first BallPin for the day. Targe was also credited with a monster putt at one stage. However, the stories of putts missed from 1m or less were legion with the greens being deceptively fast despite the frost, the moisture, and the sand.

Michael was rather disappointed about a couple of things. First, he was disappointed about being knocked off in the first BallPin (first by Whitey and then by Gordo). Second, he was disappointed about being knocked off in the ProPin on the 12th (by Gordo, no less). Third, he was disappointed about being relegated from third place to fourth (by Gordo no less). However, he was somewhat happy about the fact that Old Reliable was relegated out of the points (by Gordo, no less). Adam also managed to square his card to finish alongside Michael, and this despite smashing his drive on the 13th, the ball travelling about 100m before hitting a tree and bouncing back to finish about 50m from the tee.

There were a swag of people finished in fifth place with a score of -1. Trev didn’t rate a mention after the game because of an oversight on a couple of his three stroke holes which scored him double rather than the single that was reported. Pepsi and Ken tried to fill their cards with square scores but didn’t quite succeed, and Ken was helped just a little by his two-pointer on the 7th. Brent had rather more negatives on his card but his pair of doubles helped to drag him out of the depths. These were both birdies and this helped us to a fairly average total of ten for the day. The one on the 18th was virtually a ‘gimme’ from about 100mm past the hole. A shot from the tee that must have missed the HIO by the proverbial Michael hair, but which was well and truly good enough to win the second BallPin.

Brent’s other birdie was on the 10th, and in the group of players, all three were putting for double pointers. Unfortunately, Michael and Stef were unable to match Brent’s prowess with the flat stick. Whitey did not realise that there was the option for preferred lies today, and what with his numerous run-ins with the local greenery, he might have appreciated the occasional hand span of relief. Noodles reckoned that one of his putts today turned 100mm while travelling about the same distance. If he hadn’t seen it with his own eyes he would have accused somebody of interfering with it. Your mild-mannered reporter’s ears pricked up when Pepsi was talking about fifty stories. Turns out, it is some building that is to be built in Box Hill.

The Birthday Birdie has a bit of work to do this week to deliver a load of best wishes to Stan and Targe. Have a good one guys and may you live long enough to play to your age (off the stick, that is).

Results for Saturday, 22 May 2021
1st Stefan Belevski (+4) 1st Ryan Porker (+4) 2nd Jim Belevski (+2) 3rd Gordon Hill (+1) 4th Michael Gourlay (□) 4th Adam King (□) 5th Trevor Jackson (-1) 5th Andrew Petricola (-1) 5th Brent Rowley (-1) 5th Ken Watson (-1)

Seniors Results: 1st Jim Belevski (+2) 2nd Gordon Hill (+1) 3rd Michael Gourlay (□)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 12th Gordon Hill BallPin No 1 – 4th Gordon Hill BallPin No 2 – 18th Brent Rowley

Eagle’s Nest Results: Eagle – 14th Stefan Belevski