Next Week’s Details

There was a certain amount of speculation last week as to whether a catchup of seven points was within the realms of possibility as that was the margin covering the likely eligible field after the first round. A delve into the Fount of All Knowledge (aka website Statistics menu) shows that it is, indeed, possible. Mehmet Akdag, managed to turn a nine point/stroke gap into a win in the 2012 Stuart Clarke Memorial. The next best catchup was six with a swag of contenders, so the conclusion is that seven might be pushing it a bit.

The Bureau promised a 30% chance of rain, but only small totals if any. Nalin was calculating the odds, and predicted that we would play 14 holes in the dry. There were a couple of mizzles before then, but the only significant (inconvenient) shower came after the fifteenth. The course was blessed with preferred lies, and that was much appreciated, as the mud was particularly tacky, and there were several reports of plugged balls, particularly around the greens. Thirteen members, and CJ’s mate Peter, took on the task of completing the second round of the Fred Howe Winter Cup (or not, as the case may be).

The scores today fell into two distinct groups, brilliant and below average. First, let’s have a look at the better half. The round of the day would have to go to that soft-handed surgeon, Dan, who absolutely blitzed the course to card a personal best of 77 off the stick for a massive forty-four points. Would that have been enough to snag a catchup gong if he had been in the running for the major? Unfortunately not, he would have had to be only four strokes behind the leader to have beaten the eventual winner.

Last week, our tipster-in-chief made a couple of prognostications. The first was that CJ could win. He failed on that count. The second was that, if CJ didn’t win, then SOS would. In that case, he got it just right. Rumour has it that SOS has been getting in some quiet coaching in recent times, and that seems to have stood him in good stead today. He managed a very commendable twenty-one points on the front nine, and, if it hadn’t been for a miss and a singleton on the back he could easily have challenged the heady heights attained by Dan. He did reckon that Pepsi and Matt were trying to put him off by chatting away while he was taking shots. His forty-one points propelled him to the top spot in the event, leaving all and sundry in the wake of his seventy-five overall. His winning margin of 12 strokes/points matched the equal best so far.

SOS was also ten clear of the next best scores of the day with the leaders of the below average group being Brendon, JQ and Nalin. However, Matt only needed twenty-seven points to secure himself second place and yet another first in the Seniors where he looks to be building up an unassailable lead. Brendon, JQ and Pepsi lobbed into third place with sixty-one points. Brendon and JQ did it with identical totals on both days while Pepsi suffered badly after five gashes on the trot on the back nine. He can’t blame to greens as he was saying how good they were after the round. CJ was threatening to give his clubs away after today’s performance, though it was suggested that it was probably the nut on the end of the shaft that was the problem. He’ll take the points going for fourth place, though. Raj and Rob finished out the points allocation. Rob was apparently helped on at least one occasion by a typical Priems tree-return-to-play.

The first BallPin was on the 7th, and Harry cracked a beauty that was right on line, but a couple metres short of repeating his previous moment of glory there. He didn’t make the birdie, and we could only come up with four for the day. Two of those were down to Nalin, who was testing out a new driver, which might need a little more work, although some shots were right up to standard. The ProPin on the 15th was a double Jackpot with lots of moolah on offer. JQ put in a valiant effort to just over four metres, but he was well outdone by Peter, who rocked in with 3.49m. CJ reckoned that the money should be his, as he put in the money to pay for Peter’s entry. Nalin scored the BallPin on the 18th, although Brendon reckoned that he would have had it, if not for the amount of backspin causing his to suck back too far.

Stan turned up for the barbeque, and he is looking and feeling well. He has been getting in a few holes at Heidelberg with some mates, and played a full nine yesterday. He reckons he will be back on deck in a week or two to show us how it is done. On the new club front, Ken has a new five wood, and rumour has it that he could be sleeping with it tonight, he loves it so much. Perhaps not the same feeling for his driver which alternated between smash and shank just about all day. He also managed a nice little chip in on the second to score himself a three pointer.

By the way, Stan has discovered a left-hand Ping three wood in his bag. If anybody is missing such a club, contact Stan, and he will happily return it.

Results for Saturday, 25 Jul 2026
1st Stephen O’Sullivan (34, 41, 75) 2nd Matt Hunt (36, 27, 63) 3rd Brendon Mitchell (30, 31, 61) 3rd Andrew Petricola (36, 25, 61) 3rd John Quinlan (30, 31, 61) 4th Chris Priems (33, 27, 60) 5th Rajesh Mahto (29, 27, 56) 5th Robert Priems (30, 26, 56)

Seniors Results: 1st Matt Hunt (36,27,63) 2nd Chris Priems (33,27,60) 3rd Robert Priems (30,26,56)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 15th Peter Stevens BallPin No 1 – 7th Harry Boughen BallPin No 2 – 18th Nalin Samaranayake

Can Raj and Porks cook?

If this was a one-week event and you didn’t count Wazza (26) who came up from his new digs in Ocean Grove for a game today, Raj and Porks (both 29) were the only two blokes who missed out on points.

So, they are automatically slotted into the first-off-the-tee BBQ group next week.

People seem to think a jet-lagged Harry will turn up to play and hit the gas jets on the BBQ as well, which might be asking a bit much, especially if he plans to be back on score entry and blog.

Any other volunteers to join the BBQ group next week?

Come from behind major winners

Mind you, the BBQ group is only 7 shots off the lead, so they could well do a Jack Burke Jr (1956 Masters), Arnold Palmer (1960 US Open), Gary Player (1978 Masters), John Mahaffey (1978 PGA Championship), Paul Lawrie (1999 British Open) or Justin Thomas (2022 PGA) and win a major starting the last day 7 shots or more behind the leader.

Harry, do we happen to know the largest ever “come from behind” winner at an Ivanhoe major?

5-way tie for 5th

Besides Raj and Porks in equal 6^th we have five bokes tied for 5^th on 30 points after Round 1:

• Prez Priems on his return after a real estate related 4 week lay-off. Prez charged home with 3-pointers on the 17^th and 18^th.
• Kenny also on the comeback trail who did the same on 17 and 18.
• Captain Brendon, who had a strong front nine of 18 points but could only manage 12 on the back.
• Our Championship leader JQ who hung in there despite 3 gashes on his card at the 2^nd, 8^th and 17^th.
• The elusive Whitey who managed to squeeze a game in with us between his horse racing commitments and that other club out Heidelberg way he cheats on us with.

Whitey had a 2 for 4 birdie on the 15^th (one of 7 birdies across the field for the day) but there must be a long story associated with that because the 15^th NTP Pro-pin has jackpotted again. Long putt or maybe a chip-in Whitey?

NTPs

No Pro-pin winner on the 15^th, but Peps scored another free ball with an 8 iron into the 4^th to “not that close” – but on what is in theory now the 2^nd easiest hole on the course off the blue tees (ranked 17 on the card) nobody got closer. Peps 3 putted for a bogey but we won’t mention that.

Raj then knocked off Matty for the ball on 18 with a great shot into 2.24 metres which also won him the Inside Comp NTP voucher.

Top Shelf

SoS and Brendon were debating their top shelf preferences early in the round when Steve G hit his drives on the 2^nd and 3^rd about 3 or 4 feet and nowhere near the red markers.

As Brendon outlined in his after-match speech, Steve had only “tin” points on his front 9 but he powered up on the back with 2 four-pointers and a couple of 3’s to add 21 and bank 4^th place with 31 points.

Back baby!

CJ says he’s been playing awful lately but started to feel like he was getting things back at the Frog on Friday and his 33 today suggests his game is trending in the right direction.

He is my pick to win next week. You heard it here first.

The other contender

SoS had a gash at the first, but none thereafter.

Mr Consistent with 34 points and looking to be a dangerous contender in 2^nd place. If CJ doesn’t win next week, I reckon SoS will.

Our leaders

Peps and Matt share the lead with 36 points.

Both playing off the same 7 handicap in the same group. Both with a birdie each, Peps on the 9^th and Matt on the 5^th and both probably cranky with themselves for bogeying the 17^th.

Will they be separated next week and/or will somebody come from behind and knock them both off.

Championship shake-up

The double points on offer at a major often shake-up the Championship Leaderboard.

Seven of the Top 8 in the Championship are in the field: JQ 63, Brendon 58, Matt 56, Porks 53, CJ 52, Peps 50, Harry 49 and SoS 38.

Big week next week boys, play hard, play well.

And hopefully, eat well too if, as seems to happen every time, somehow the BBQ gets organised.

Results for Saturday, 18 Jul 2026
Leaderboard Round 1: 1st Matt Hunt (36) 1st Andrew Petricola (36) 2nd Stephen O’Sullivan (34) 3rd Chris Priems (33) 4th Steven Gervasoni (31) 5th Brendon Mitchell (30) 5th Robert Priems (30) 5th John Quinlan (30) 5th Ken Watson (30) 5th Rodney White (30)

Seniors Leaderboard: 1st Matt Hunt (36) 2nd Chris Priems (33) 3rd Steven Gervasoni (31)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 15th Jackpot BallPin No 1 – 4th Andrew Petricola BallPin No 2 – 18th Rajesh Mahto

Those of you avid blog readers with good memories might remember the time (23 August 2025 to be precise) that Harry was away and Michael had gone on strike as Harry’s Assistant Apprentice Handicapper for some unknown reason.

Porks was forced to step up in his former role helping with scores data and the blog.

Being a bit busy with work and kids etc. Porks decided he would cheat and get the blog written with AI.

He also hadn’t bothered to take a winners photo, so asked his preferred AI program to “give me a photo of a golfer winning a trophy at Ivanhoe” or words to that effect.

Porks the new Kate Middleton

Leaving aside the photo was from that other Ivanhoe Club (in Illinois in the USA about half an hour northwest of Chicago) the photo caused a bit of mirth at the time for there being one too many arms in shot (shades of Kate Middelton and her famous Photoshop fail).

Marc the winner with 44 but crippled for Match Play

The winner that day was Marc with 44 points. Nalin was second with 39 and Kenny third with 38.

Porks duly chopped Marc’s handicap by 5 strokes and guess who Porks played in the 2025 Match Play final the following week, and beat 4 and 2.

Chuck Porks head on it

Fast forward to 11 July 2026, our winner was Porks.

On photos and scores data these days during Harry holiday times, Marc somehow forgot to take a winners photo. But obviously impressed with some of my recent photo efforts, Marc quietly suggested that I grab that old three arms Porks photo and chuck Porks head on it. Done!

And wow Marc, re-reading the blog of your 44 points that day (you can easily find every old blog on the site under the History tab) that was a heck of a round. Porks 38 to win this week was very boring by comparison.

Single-file placegetters

All single placegetters after that with Brendon 37 (quiet achiever in the Championship race who sneaks into 2nd), JQ 36 (banking 3 more handy Championship points to extend his lead to 5), Kody in his last game for the club with 35 and Peps with 34.

CJ the Senior thief again

Craig with 33 was the first of the Seniors followed by Steve with 31 and CJ capped his 3-week run of stellar Senior Championship points scoring with a Senior’s point for 25.

And the rest

The other three members who played were Raj, Marc and SoS, with Jake Priems making a field of 12.

Shot of the day

No winners photo but Marc got a great shot of the aftermath of best skinny duff of 2026, perhaps all time.

Steve G just passed trees on the left of the 4th. Gets out the wedge for a big high loft into the green, skinnies it badly, heading out of bounds over the green for sure, but hits thick grass on mound before the green and slows up a bit but is still heading way past the green when somehow it hits the pin and goes in. Very tidy birdie 2!

Honourable mention to Jake Priems for his Priemsy tee shot on the 3rd, going way right into the Yarra but you guessed it, hits a tree and ends up back in the middle of the fairway.

NTPs

Brendon with a classy lazy 6 iron on the 7th for a ball, Craig knocking off Raj with a great shot into 2.32 metres on the 18th for the other ball. However, despite some valiant attempts at the 15th (one group had all three players on the green) nobody was close to claim the money, so Jack Pot gets another win.

Ray Floyd impersonator

I am not sure how a bloke who scored 25 points claims to have putted well with his new “Ray Floyd” inspired stance.

Ray Floyd won 4 majors, including the 1976 Masters, putting with the famous – and well ahead of its time – Zebra mallet (a then revolutionary new face balanced mallet). He also won the US Open putting with it in 1986.

How many majors has CJ won? Is he going better or worse than Ray Floyd?

You can find the answer by checking the Honours Board tab on the website and going to Majors. Address is ivanhoegc.org/web/honourboard_major.html

Speaking majors, this week is the first week of the Fred Howe Winter Cup. Play well boys.

Results for Saturday, 11 Jul 2026
1st Ryan Porker (38) 2nd Brendon Mitchell (37) 3rd John Quinlan (36) 4th Kody Warrington (35) 5th Andrew Petricola (34)

Seniors Results: 1st Craig Cameron (33) 2nd Steven Gervasoni (31) 3rd Chris Priems (25)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 15th Jackpot BallPin No 1 – 7th Brendon Mitchell BallPin No 2 – 18th Craig Cameron

Dan’s good form was noted last week, running strongly down the back straight at the half way point of the Championship season.

JQ’s engine has been running strongly all year. Whatever he’s on, I want some.

I like a dabble on the old fashioned quinella (there was a time boys before 2006 when the trifecta hadn’t been invented and the quinella was a very popular bet).

On recent form, a Dan-JQ quinella was always on the cards for the July 2026 Monthly Medal.

With the course a bit wet and playing long from the back tees, it was a tough day for scoring.

TOUGH DAY FOR SCORING

SoS (3rd place with Net 75 this week) once won a Monthly Medal with a Net 74. For a while it looked like JQ’s 74 was going to win the day and then Dan sauntered in with a 72 to take first prize, despite finishing with a triple-bogey 7 on the 17th and a double-bogey 5 on the 18th.

JQ was reported to be relieved from a handicap perspective. He sneaks out from 9 to 10 for next week and now leads the Championship by 4 points.

His nearest challenger is Matty who banked a couple of points for 4th with Net 76 (which included two 8’s on the 6th and 13th) while Raj and Porks were fifth with 77. Peps just missed a point in 6th with Net 78 after what must have been a very tidy 9 on the 16th and a double bogey 6 on the 17th. Two pars there for Peps and ….. you can do the maths.

In the Seniors race, Matty chalked up his 11th win of the season to increase his lead from Harry, currently doing his thing in Dublin, and CJ, who, obviously not embarrassed for taking 2nd place Seniors points with Minus 6 last week, gathered 2nd again this week with Net 79. Bobby took third in the Seniors with Net 82!

HONOURABLE MENTIONS

Steve G (equal NAGA with Craig) gets another honourable mention this week.

Harry was summoned from his favourite Dublin pub, the Temple Bar, with a please explain from Marc doing the data input of scores. Steve had an 11 on the 6th but Harry’s system wouldn’t let Marc enter 11 and kept insisting on making it a 10.

Harry said he was a bit busy dealing with a few matters in Dublin and would have a mull about the system quirk before he gets back in the country for the next Monthly Medal.

KODY BASKETBALL SCHOLARSHIP

We have had a few blokes leave the club for various non-golfing reasons lately. Wazza did a Denis Ward and headed to live beachside (I wonder how Denis is doing up there in Tura Beach, ditto Wazza, how is Ocean Grove going) with Charlie and a few others heading overseas for work.

Kody’s excuse is a basketball scholarship in the US at Virginia State University, where he will also keep up with his engineering studies. Good luck Kody!

SoS GIVING UP A BALL

Speaking of those with sporting talents other than golf, look out for Dan’s mate Ash, a fellow medico who is rumoured to have represented Australia in badminton.

Not yet a member, but hopefully he will join at some stage if his medical postings are nearby (currently the Austin but formerly Shepparton).

Ash had a Net 69 off his GA handicap of 17, including what Dan described as a ridiculous up and down par from off the hill to the left of the 15th.

The ever gracious SoS, noting that Ash had paid up to go in the NTPs, knocked himself out of the ball run and gave up his ball to Ash.

NTP’S and RARE BIRIDIES

Matty was already spending his $13 (12 players plus guest) for the Pro-pin on the 15th with a beautiful shot to 2.94 metres, when Raj in the same group stepped up and snuck one 30cm closer.

Matt made his birdie putt and Raj missed his, a version of justice for Matt. The only other birdie of the day was Craig on the 11th.

On an otherwise dirty day, Craig followed his birdie on the 11th by pocketing a ball (or did he take the cash?) on the 12th and JQ won the ball/cash on the 18th.

COMPLIMENT CURSE STRIKES CJ

CJ got a bit his own back on the 8th and 9th, courtesy of a quiet but expertly timed curse of the compliment from Dan. CJ has been well known over the years for the curse of the compliment along the lines of “geez (insert name – I think Craig was one recent victim) you’re playing well today.”

Dan noted down the 8th fairway, when CJ hit another one straight down the middle, “CJ do you ever miss the fairway with your drives?”

Next shot from CJ was a shank heading for the Yarra but no harm done of course because it bounced off a tree back into the fairway.

But the best from Dan’s Curse was yet to come. CJs drive on the 9th went straight right into the Yarra, a lost ball and a 7 on the scorecard for CJ.

IS IT TIME FOR BODY-WORN CAMERAS

Dan who always has a smile on his face, is reported to be still chuckling about the CJ drive on the 9th. Shame there’s no video.

Ditto I’d love to have seen a video of Peps 9 on the 16th and Steve G’s 11 on the 6th. Maybe we could think about getting some police issue Body-Worn Cameras (BWCs) to spice-up the blog.

Results for Saturday, 04 Jul 2026
1st Dan Marie (72) 2nd John Quinlan (74) 3rd Stephen O’Sullivan (75) 4th Matt Hunt (76) 5th Rajesh Mahto (77) 5th Ryan Porker (77)

Seniors Results: 1st Matt Hunt (76) 2nd Chris Priems (79) 3rd Bob McDonald (82)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 15th Rajesh Mahto BallPin No 1 – 12th Craig Cameron BallPin No 2 – 18th John Quinlan