Leaving aside for the moment, other possible headline acts:

The week’s Par comp winner (Craig 3 up including birdies on 17 and 18).

Second placegetter Steve G (2 up after being 3 down with 8 to go – 5 up in his last 8 holes including a $32 NTP Pro-pin on the 15th).

“New reliable” Stan on the podium again with a square card (and the NTP ball on the 18th)

Beast’s love life with the new GF still all smiles (and the NTP ball on the 12th where him and his playing partners all hit it close).

CJ a solid NAGA with minus 9 (after a plus on the last to avoid double figures).

Johnny Q confirming he is the club’s biggest weather wuss with a weather related no show.

This week was all about the Match Play final between Porks and Marc.

In mostly good weather save for a healthy wind and being a bit variable between a shower and then sun and then another shower and then more sun, Marc started a bit erratically, e.g. drive on the first out right near the 13th fairway and drive on the third went left to near the 7th green.

He was soon 3 down after 5 and it could have been 5 down. He lost holes 1, 3, 4 and 5 and looked like losing the 2nd until a two shot swing where he made a putt from 10 feet and Porks missed a tiddler.

The comeback was soon on with Marc winning the 7th and 8th, but losing the 9th to turn 2 down. The 10th and 11th were halved and then Marc played the shot of the day on the 12th, a pitch from high on the hill at the back of the 12th to a foot for a tap in par to get the match back within one. Game on!

A few nerves might have crept in at this point because playing partners Michael and SoS had time to put the kettle on and have a picnic while they watched Marc and Porks hack their way down the 13th. Marc’s drive went into the hazard on the right but with no water in it he hacked it out ok back onto the fairway. After an ordinary drive down the left, Porks then duffed his second shot into the hazard on the left and took a penalty drop and reloaded. This time it was a good shot onto the green and after two putts he signed for a six. Mark meanwhile had some trouble around the green and signed for an eight, gifting Porks the hole and a 2up lead.

On 14 Porks made a great sliding putt for a birdie and then Marc, from closer in, missed his par putt. Porks 3up and seemingly cruising. He then hacked his way down the 15th for a double bogey five, but Marc took six and the hole was halved. Porks then closed it out 4 and 2 with a solid par on the 16th.

It was noted that Porks won by 4 and the previous week Porks as handicapper lopped 5 strokes off Marc’s handicap after it had gone down by 2 the previous week. Marc however was very gracious in defeat and is pleased to see his handicap coming down.

The 16 championship points for the Match Play win takes Porks over the century to 105 points for the season and a healthy 34 point lead over second placed Craig with 71 points and Steve G in third with 69. Meanwhile Craig has snuck away to a handy lead in the Seniors Championship, with Steve and Harry battling to keep up.

Results for Saturday, 30 Aug 2025
1st Craig Cameron (+3) 2nd Steven Gervasoni (+2) 3rd Stan Blackshaw (□) 3rd Ryan Porker (□) 4th Michael Gourlay (-1) 4th Gordon Hill (-1) 4th Stephen O’Sullivan (-1) 5th Andrew Vogan (-2)

Seniors Results: 1st Craig Cameron (+3) 2nd Steven Gervasoni (+2) 3rd Stan Blackshaw (□)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 15th Steven Gervasoni BallPin No 1 – 12th Bill Eastoe BallPin No 2 – 18th Stan Blackshaw

Match Play Final: Porks the winner 4 and 2 over Marc

There was the prospect of showers, but Brendon was the only one who noticed any, so, maybe, the gods of golf planned to rain on his parade. Things did start off a bit grey looking for the sixteen members, who dragged themselves out for another round of elation or torture, as the case may be. But, as the round progressed, the prospects improved beyond measure, and the sun shone down to warm the cockles of the heart. Despite this, the front runners decided that it was too cold to sit outside, and we gathered in the café, and endeavoured not to offend anybody with unseemly language. There was a bit of excitement for the first couple of groups in as they helped Sylvana et al heft the new refrigerator into the club house, which was eventually achieved without doing too much damage to the building or the unit itself, though it was touch and go there for a while. Sylvana did give the unit a good going over once it was in place. Presumably, next week it will be filled with delectable goodies.

After all that excitement, the presentations threatened to be a bit of a let-down. However, el Capitano/Coach did eventually get his team of 13-year-olds under control and announced that the leading score of the day had been entered by Raj, who definitely seems to be on a comeback after a bit of a slump. Who knows what his score might have been if he had not had two gashes and three singletons to muddy things up. His chipping performance was labelled as verging on brilliant, and he puts it down to a tip that he found on YouTube. He applied the same tip to his putting stance, and it paid off in that department as well. He will probably sell you the link for a suitably large amount of cash! There were reports from an unnamed source that every time he saw Ryan, he played an ordinary shot. If that was the case, he either didn’t see him very often, or Ryan only played good shots when he wasn’t being observed, because he managed the round just five shots over the card. Ryan did report that he, too, put on a chipping master class starting at the second, where one chip carried through to the back of the green while the second settled for the par.

Dan was a late registration, and helped to expand our groups into lots of three for a speedier round. He did take a little while to warm up, and five singletons and a gash did not help the bottom line. However, third place was a good result in the circumstances. He has another reason to celebrate, as the Birthday Birdie will be paying a visit during the week. And, while he is out there fluttering around, the BB will drop in to Tim Mathers as well. There was another gap of daylight back to fourth place where Brendon and the Brothers Priems put their hands up for the two points on offer. Harry and SteveG were pleasantly surprised when their scores survived to collect the last point for the day.

The BallPin prizes obviously were not attractive enough today, because nobody bothered to get onto the 4th or the 18th, leaving them to Jackpot to next week. If the ProShop players in the first couple of groups had made it onto the 18th, they’d have had a hard time claiming it, as the marker only went out after the second group had finished. The acoustics in the café must play some pretty serious tricks, because at one end of the tables, listeners were adamant that Brendon had announced the 4th as ProPin, while he tried desperately to persuade those around him to lie and say that he had actually said BallPin. We know the Kiwi accent is pretty bad, but not that bad! Anyway, the ProPin was actually on the 12th, and Prez had put in a pretty good claim with a shot that went straight (surprise, surprise), and ran past the hole to 4.33m. Not to be outdone, big bro CJ also hit one straight at the hole, and it pulled up just 160mm short, with the dew track confirming that it had been running dead centre. He did get the birdie, and helped us to a grand total of four for the day.

Prez found himself in an unusual position today. On the 14th, he was actually playing his second from the correct fairway. He also had a pretty good line on his tee shot from the 11th, and despite diligent traversing of the suspect area by the team of three, time ran out, and he opted for the lost ball local rule, but muttered, what’s the bet somebody finds it. Sure enough, as he teed off on the 13th, the call came, Hey Prez, did you lose a ball over here? SteveG was sprung during the week, getting in some sneaky practice to try to improve his short game. Maybe he can blame some of the ‘fluffs’ today on his crook back (and he swears that it is not shagger’s). Wazza had a bit of an ‘off’ day today with the low light being a shank off the 3rd tee that resulted in the dreaded draughtie. Despite Pork’s impressive score, he, apparently, went close to producing a similar result on the 9th. Must have been one of the shots when he was ‘observed’. Gordo’s driver, which has been working so well in recent times, must have gotten the sulks about something, leading JQ to ask whether he had been playing golf for long? As for JQ, he didn’t want to talk about it.

Results for Saturday, 16 Aug 2025
1st Rajesh Mahto (38) 2nd Ryan Porker (37) 3rd Dan Marie (34) 4th Brendon Mitchell (31) 4th Chris Priems (31) 4th Robert Priems (31) 5th Harry Boughen (30) 5th Steven Gervasoni (30)

Seniors Results: 1st Chris Priems (31) 1st Robert Priems (31) 2nd Harry Boughen (30) 2nd Steven Gervasoni (30) 3rd Craig Cameron (29) 3rd Targe Mifsud (29)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 12th Chris Priems BallPin No 1 – 4th Jackpot BallPin No 2 – 18th Jackpot

Howling at the full moon was an option overnight, and, as we gathered to tee off once more, it turned a subtle golden red hue as it sank towards the horizon in the west. The sun should have been not far behind given the phase, but it seemed to take an interminable time to force itself above the eastern horizon (read clubhouse hill), and, when it did, a hazy cloud cover kept it to a wan silver disc without a hint of warmth to offer. And so it remained for most of the round, finally casting a shadow with about four holes to go. The weather was fine, the ground was soft, and the greens were still a bit sandy, and, so, seventeen members set out with hopes held high. Those that didn’t go so well looked to the course conditions to explain their hardships, but those that made a better fist of it proved that the course conditions were hardly to blame. Some people did a little better than expected, while some did a little worse than expected. Try to get those Stableford points right, and check the additions and scores on both cards before you hand them in. Signing for the wrong scores, in particular, could cost you dearly.

We have known from Day 1 that Wazza can really smack a ball when he gets onto it, and a bit of control would make a big difference to his scores. Well, it seems that he has been taking some sneaky time off to have lessons, and it looks very much like that investment has really paid off. Maybe some others in the Club should think about taking similar action. With the front nine out of the way, and twenty-three points on the card, there was a slight hint that the wheels might have been getting a bit wobbly, but, things settled down, and he eventually presented to the judges with forty-one on the card. It will be a while before he sees that handicap again! As it turns out, Marc has also been getting some lessons, and he has also been putting in some away games, and the benefits also showed up for him as well. Despite having three gashes on his card, he was able to turn in a score of thirty-nine points to collect the second placing for the day.

It is not clear what has bitten Gordo recently. A mere few weeks ago, he was almost on suicide watch as his game seemed to go from bad to worse. Then, all of a sudden, the game comes back, and he is a changed man. He probably thought he was in with a chance for the top spot with thirty-eight points, but he will just have to settle for third, with a handy first in the Seniors. Pepsi was right up there with Gordo, and he reckons that his game was flattered by his better than average putting. He played a cunning hand on the 17th, leaving his drive just down from the 18th green, a nice full shot over the pond to the green, followed by a couple of putts for his par. It’s not often that the fourth placed player has to break his handicap to get there, but that is what JQ had to do today to secure his spot. JQ did score a Rocket in the Order of Merit as he climbs up the table with more frequent attendance. Raj let the side down by going one over his handicap to secure the fifth spot.

Could JQ have scored better if he hadn’t been embroiled in his semi-final match with Marc, or did he play better because he was involved in a battle royal. There was a stroke to be conceded on every hole, and an extra one on three, which made for some interesting possibilities. Marc won the first hole, to take an early lead, and, by the 6th, that advantage had made it out to three holes. JQ picked up a couple before the turn, and the lead was just one hole as they headed onto the back. The position did not change over the next three holes, although JQ probably thought he had a chance for a win when he made a birdie on the 12th (one of our eight for the day). Marc made his four, and, with two strokes on offer, the hole was settled as another square. JQ won the 14th when Marc sprayed his drive right across the 16th, and took a couple to recover from the rough, to make the match very interesting as he took the lead for the first time. Marc matched JQ’s par on the 17th to bring the game back to square with one hole to go. Despite JQ winning the BallPin on the 18th, and making the par, Marc had to run his first putt up the hill to the top deck and sink a 2m putt to match the par to win the hole and the match one up.

The first BallPin was on the 12th, and Michael was desperate to win at least one of them, as he claims to be completely out of new balls. Unfortunately, his effort here was outdone by Brent, who wants the Treasurer to keep track of the money option to pay his next competition fee, whenever that is. The ProPin was on the 4th, and the result was slightly controversial as SteveG was in the first group, and put his ball to 2.84m. The controversy arose because a greenkeeper was observed shifting the tee markers further back between the first and second groups. However, as it was estimated that the extra length was less than 2m, Steve’s shot would still have been within the required limit, and the prize pool was paid (less Steve’s competition fee, as he left his money on the corner of the round table this morning).

The Birthday Birdie is going to be exhausted this week as he has to get around Ken, Brendon, ChrisV and JQ to wish them all a happy day as they mark another milestone of life.

One matter of Rules of Golf came up today, which needs to be clarified. A ball in flight hit another ball lying just short of the green, and knocked the stationary ball onto the green. It does not matter where the incident occurs, the rules require that the stationary ball has to be replaced at the known or best estimate of its original position whether in the General Area or on the green, while the ball in motion takes the rub of the green. Not replacing the stationary ball and playing from the new location incurs a general (two stroke) penalty (Rule 9.6).

Michael saw a ball enter a potentially difficult place to spot, so he left his favourite cleaning rag/handkerchief to mark the spot to do the right thing for the fellow Club member. However, it seems that the relevant ball was not that difficult to find, and the one that Michael had marked was not the one, and, to rub salt into the wound, his ‘marker’ was not noticed and remains where it lay. Harry left himself a short putt on the 18th, and he tapped it in. The ball disappeared into the hole, somehow contacted the pin, and spun out again, which says a fair bit about how his day went. Ken was much happier with his game this week, particularly the fact that he improved his score by ten strokes on just the one hole. However, he was spotted having to walk further from the hole to play his third on the 11th when his second found a tree, dead centre, and the ball finished behind him. For some reason, the question of age came up on occasions today, and Craig was a bit nonplussed when Targe said something that suggested that he might be younger than Craig.

Results for Saturday, 09 Aug 2025
1st Warren Capes (41) 2nd Marc Phillips (39) 3rd Gordon Hill (38) 3rd Andrew Petricola (38) 4th John Quinlan (37) 5th Rajesh Mahto (35)

Seniors Results: 1st Gordon Hill (38) 2nd Craig Cameron (33) 2nd Steven Gervasoni (33) 3rd Ken Watson (31)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin – 4th Steven Gervasoni BallPin No 1 – 12th Brent Rowley BallPin No 2 – 18th John Quinlan