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He’s b a a a ck!

Thanks to Allan I now have access to this,our sacred sight and unfortunately for him he’s my first target.

We all know by now how badly the markets are doing and how it’s affecting superanuation especially those among the higher percentile. Well,it wasn’t until Ken was overheard to make a certain statement that it was noticed how badly Allan had been treated. Ken was having a social game with Neil when he commented “Allan must be doing it hard,he didn’t pay his skins last week” Don’t worry Allan,we’ll pass the hat this week.

 

Everyone’s been lauding a certain Akdag for his recent achievements.

However investigations have revealed that despite a privileged education his maths aint that good.It would appear Kazim can’t count above five.

Another person under the microscope this week is the refugee from the old dart.It would appear Pepsi didn’t come back of his own volition,he was kicked out.That would explain his sudden departure from these shores.

I leave you with this following thought.

When primitve man waved sticks in the air and cursed at the sky,they called it witchcraft.When modern man does the same,they call it GOLF.

Until next time

W GAF