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Who on earth trusts weather forecasts?  Certain members of Ivanhoe Men’s do, it seems, as, at one stage there, it looked as if we would struggle to get a quorum but then they turned up in their ones and twos until at last we had enough for three groups.  Signed, sealed and delivered – and then the Akdags turned up.  Must have stayed up to watch the opening match of the Asian Cup in replay on the ABC and slept in, again!  But, ever resourceful, we robbed Peter to pay Paul and put together another group with a total of thirteen players.  Chrispy must now be ruing ringing in for a rain check for next week.  Unlucky for some.

As it turned out, there was nothing more than a mist of rain on occasions and though there had obviously been some rain overnight the course was only slightly softened and a couple of the greens had not entirely drained free of water needing a couple of reliefs from casual water.  This could have been a bit difficult on the second as the pin was very carefully positioned to be right in the middle of one of the pools of casual water.  Still, a couple of players did benefit from the enhanced braking that comes with free-standing water.

One person who was not in the least affected by the change in the playing characteristics of the course and who, in fact, seemed to revel in the conditions was none other that el Presidente himself, the redoubtable Gordo who managed to set himself back a couple of places in the Eclectic Table by getting his handicap cut by a couple of strokes as a result.  Still, the eight points gave him a nice little leg-up in the Championship table and just maybe he has that glint in his eye to get his hot little mitts on the silverware one more time.  Early days yet Gordo.

Damo was with us again during his mini break from cricket coaching and he managed to put together another pretty respectable round.  Respectable enough for him to be wishing for someone to come in better than him so that he didn’t suffer the winner’s penalty.  Lots of second places could very well be the way to go to get and maintain a respectable place on the table.  Damo was joined by Harry who claimed his second second place for the year (putting that theory into practice?) but who rued a couple of narrowly missed putts on the 17th and 18th that would have turned a good round into a pretty good one.

Targe shrugged off the cut to his handicap last week to play to his new one this week and his new practice regime has paid off in spades.  Apparently, the secret to getting your swing regrooved is to practice hitting fallen nectarines over your neighbour’s fence.  Not sure what that does for neighbourly good-will but it seems to have helped Targe immeasurably.  Michael and Brendon joined Targe in playing to their handicap though they didn’t have a significant new one to match.

Despite Zimmer having slept in, he managed to rub the sleep from his eyes sufficiently to be able to see the ball reasonably well and came home in 4th place.  Bill did enough the gather 5th place and Mehmet had a bit of a whinge about missing a putt on the last to be out of the points which he claims is the first time this has happened in over twelve months.  The veracity of this claim does not stand up to close scrutiny but a strike rate of 29 out of 44 last year ain’t half bad.  Marvellous how selective memory can be!

The Nearest the Pin for a ball was on the 4th and, after three groups had been through, not one person had their name on the board.  It was up to Gordo, as captain of the last group, to do the deed and get a ball on the green and his name on the marker.  The ProPin was contested on the 12th and Eddie, who chose the hole for the contest, put his name on the marker just under 4 metres out.  Harry tried hard to displace him but the tape measure did not lie and his effort at just a smidge over 4 metres came up a bit short.  The birdie putt didn’t though.  That was one of only five for the day so maybe the casual water did have some effect.  The pace was certainly variable even on the same green as the moisture content varied from place to place.

Gordon was a bit lucky when he had a slip negotiating the Hill on the first and gave the impression of limping a bit for a few holes there-after.  Maybe that helped him keep his head down and the score improved as a result.  Bob hit a less than impressive shot from the tee on the 15th and left the ball about half way to the green and about 100mm in bounds.  The second shot with the ball well below his feet took what can best be described as a favourable bounce and finished a couple of metres from the hole.  The putt rattled in to seal an unlikely par.

Targe also had a smidgen of luck when a chip that was way off line and way too fast hit Bill’s ball and deflected to finish within gimme distance of the hole.  You don’t have to draw pictures, only count how many!  Brendon was able to count how many and even work out how many points he scored on each hole but the adding up of the points failed him, or maybe they teach a different style of arithmetic across the ‘dutch’.

A message has come in from Trevor and he is out of hospital after his tests and while they have not been able to find out what the problem was he is now feeling well and hopes to be back with us soon.  We look forward to seeing you back on the track Trevor.

As usual this year we will be running a Matchplay Championship.  Modified competition rules will be posted on the web-site shortly but the guts of it is that there will be an on-line registration under Event Registration.  If you register on-line, you are guaranteed a spot in the draw.  There will be a qualification round in conjunction with the March Monthly Medal the scores of which will be used to place members in order to go into the draw.  The defending Champion automatically gets the number one spot.  The balance of the table will be filled first with those players who do not compete on the qualifying day but who have registered and then by Byes.  If you do not register or compete on the qualification day you will not be in the competition.  A standard 32 competitor table will be used to determine the make-up of the draw.  Depending on the number that register/qualify, there will be a number of members who have byes in the first round.  Rounds will generally run from Monthly Medal to Monthly Medal and can be played in conjunction with any event (Stroke, Stableford or Par).  In the first two rounds, they can also be played at Ivanhoe outside of Club events.  There are additional rules relating to arranging and reporting matches and for the determination of forfeits.  There will be no extensions of time and no correspondence will be entered into.

Results for Saturday, 10 January 2015
1st Gordon Hill(40) 2nd Harry Boughen(37) 2nd Damien Lee(37) 3rd Michael Gourlay(36) 3rd Targe Mifsud(36) 3rd Brendon Mitchell(36) 4th Kazim Akdag(34) 5th Bill Eastoe(32)

 

Was it a scorcher or was it a scorcher today?  And I am talking about the weather but we’ll get to the golf in a bit.

You get a feeling that it is going to be a bit warm out there when the temperature at half past five in the morning is still 30C and from there it just started climbing like there was no tomorrow.  Then there was the nasty little gusty breeze that seemed to blow like hell when you didn’t want it and dropped like a stone when you did.  The course was mostly dry and getting dryer by the minute except for the 9th where a sprinkler stuck in the on position meant that some players had to take relief from casual water – go figure.

Probably, due to the combination of the early date and the heat-wave forecast, the numbers fronting for the fray were down a bit on the later weeks of last year, or was that just the attraction of big trophies and feasting lunches that brought in the numbers.  But twelve people out there thinking they had a chance of snagging an early gong made for a concerted effort to keep the old noggin down and the swing smooth and easy and for one at least, that philosophy paid off in spades.

In case you have been reading this with your eyes closed and haven’t guessed, the man of the day was our smiling gun dealer, Targe.  And did he make a good job of it.  Empty street was in next with a full six strokes back to second place.  The handicapper might have rued not being able to rattle peoples cages over the last few weeks but he has certainly enjoyed taking the axe to Targe.  Great round, Targe, for a nett 61.

Paul hasn’t been with us long but has opened his account in fine style with a second place alongside Harry with nett 67.  Not too much damage to the handicap but it did include a draughtie on the 2nd.  Maybe it was the wind but it seems to have been a very draughtie day with Harry and Chrispy lining up for a double header on the 15th.  It seems that Chrispy’s was down to ‘club selection’ though when you spray it that badly it’s a bit hard to blame the poor club.

Damo has managed to garner a couple of weekends off from his coaching duties and showed that despite only a handful of games in recent times he hasn’t lost touch and if the wind had been a little kinder maybe he might have presented higher in the order.  He will surely appreciate a smidgen more on his handicap after today’s nett of 69.  As an aside, the cricket team is going gang-busters with a 9-1 scoreline and they only lost the last by a hair’s breadth and that with a swag of strike players off on hols.

Chrispy, SOS and Ed came in next, just a stroke behind with pretty creditable 70’s.  Chrispy has made a New Year resolution to only play with coloured balls this year.  He started off with a very patriotic Club blue ball and found that it went very nicely and often somewhat straighter than the white ones usually do.  That is until the 15th when a bright orange one was, of necessity, brought into play.  The verdict was that the blue was easily visible in the air but tended to vanish against a green background such as trees or grass and sunnies off was better than sunnies on.

Mehmet almost didn’t get to the course in time to make it into a group and would have really fouled thing up if the first group had been sent off as a three as was being mooted at one stage.  But he did make it and managed to get a point for his trouble along with Oliver and Noodles.  Noodles, it seems is wont to express his dismay at a less that brilliant shot with an outburst that is just a little more colourful than ‘Oh bother!’.  After one such outburst on the 9th one of the players coming up the 18th wandered over and tapped him on the shoulder and said something like ‘Be careful, I might just take you up on that’.  Just to be clear, it was a male person doing the tapping.  Better luck next time Noods.

That put ten players in the points, so who was left out in the cold (figuratively speaking)?  No names, no pack-drill but, if you want to, you can work it out for yourself.

The Nearest the Pin for a ball ended up being on the 12th after nobody in the first group got onto the 4th and the ultimate winner of a pill was Damo who, for the want of a bit more oomph in the putt would have made another birdie to start off his collection for the Eclectic.  There were only 5 or 6 for the day which probably does reflect the smaller numbers as much as anything.  There are already some impressive cards in for the Eclectic but with most of the year to go there is no need to despair just yet.  One of Damien’s birdies was on the 11th where he ‘sprayed’ his second a bit wide and left of the green where it finished on an area as bare as a badger’s bum with a swale between him and the green.  Out came the old reliable Vokey wedge and one and a half bounces and twice around the pin and it was securely in the hole.  And he reckons he has been having trouble with that club!

The ProPin was on the 15th and there weren’t too many who succeeded in getting on with the tee set right back and hitting into the teeth of a gale.  But one did manage the task and the man to collect the lucre was Oliver who seems to be getting himself cashed up for his return to the States next month.

So, the first medal for the year went to Targe, despite Chrispy claiming that the January Medal is usually his (except when he doesn’t win it – like today).  Ed, it seems thought that Father Christmas had been particularly kind when a swag of parcels turned up unexpectedly at his house.  Apparently, Ed has been out and about and winning all sorts of trophies in other competitions during the week and AusPost was given the task of delivering the ill-gotten gains into his hot little hands.

The Annual Club Membership fee ($20) and GolfLink membership ($90)  – total $110 for most of you – is now due and payable and we would like to get this in before the end of the month so that we have the funds to pay the invoice when it arrives.  Cash is fine but you can also probably do bank transfers if you get the bank account details from Brendon or Gordon.

Also, don’t forget about Committee Nominations.  The form is on the website, so download a copy and get it filled in and submitted because, before you know it, the AGM will be upon us and we would like to have the nominations in in advance.

Results for Saturday, 03 January 2015
1st Targe Mifsud(61) 2nd Harry Boughen(67) 2nd Paul Rowland(67) 3rd Damien Lee(69) 4th Ed Kloprogge(70) 4th Chris Priems(70) 4th Stephen O’Sullivan(70) 5th Mehmet Akdag(72) 5th Stephen Butterfield(72) 5th Oliver Gross(72)

Where have all the young men gone? Long time passing.  Where have all the young men gone?  Long time ago.

Of the six members who came along to enjoy each others company and a beautiful day for golf, only one was under sixty, two were under seventy and two were under eighty.  Oh well, age shall not weary them…..

As it was a social event and all pressure to perform was off, it might be expected that there would be some good scores turned in.  For someone who claims to have left his swing if not his heart in San Andrews (rather than San Francisco), it seems that maybe it turned up in the post or Santa left it in a stocking over the fireplace.  Actually Bill was a little disappointed that it wasn’t actually next week and the Monthly Medal and his swag of birdies would have counted towards the eclectic.  In any case a 72 off the stick for +4 (including three gashes) just goes to show that the beast is back.  Bill’s other complaint was that his playing partners cost him by giving up too early in searching for his ball on the 17th though apparently they would have needed their scuba gear to have found it.

Next came a group of three on +1 that counted in its number, Targe, Harry and Mal.  Targe had his moments but despite being warned that Dennis was in range on the 13th, he teed off and finished reasonably close to aforesaid Dennis.  Targe’s claim that he didn’t see aforesaid Dennis caused some consternation until it was realised that aforesaid Dennis was probably below the horizon for Targe.  The morning was a little cool and maybe that is why Mal took a while to warm up but when he did he fairly stormed home to score six plusses on the back nine and went close to overturning his title as ‘two putt’ Fleming in favour of a new one of ‘one putt’ Fleming.

There was a small sum of money contributed by each for a ProPin and the 4th was nominated as the hole in play.  When it was obvious that nobody had managed to grace the green, Bill collected the marker and asked for a new hole to be nominated.  The logical choice was the 12th and so Bill duly put his ball within a metre of the hole and collected the loot.  All in all, a good day for the lad.

Next week, we are back into serious competition with the January Monthly Medal.  In anticipation of a refreshed and keen membership, we have booked a full block of tee times so please, please can everybody indicate their intentions (especially if you are not going to play) so that we can change the booking to suit.  The management do cut us a fair bit of slack but there is no guarantee that it will continue if we do not keep up our side of the agreement.

In the meantime, have a happy and safe New Year and look forward to some good golf and fierce competition in 2015.

Results for Saturday, 27 December 2014

1st Bill Eastor (+4),  2nd Harry Boughen, Mal Fleming, Targe Mifsud (+1),  3rd Rod Grant (-2), 4th Dennis Tiernam (-3)

 

 

What a champion day.  The sky was blue, the birds were singing (or at least squarking) and the whole world was happy – except for the handicapper who can’t pay out on those who just happened to pick today to really put it together. But then, it just goes to show how highly thought of this particular event is to the Club members, and that means everybody, not just those who knew Stuart and the great work that he did for the Club.  Rodger normally wouldn’t miss it for quids but other family concerns have been occupying him of late but he surely gave us all a thought on the day.

Not sure whether Brendon has been lying low or whether the lessons he took from his Dad (Dave) actually paid off but a Monthly Medal to get him into the field at the death knock (December) and now the ultimate prize with a nett 62 has certainly been a good result for the lad from across the ditch.  As well as his two trophies Brendon also collected a 10 year service badge and a memento of his Hole-in-One earlier in the year.  And, it seems that he almost repeated the effort today with the ball just sneaking past the hole on the 4th to pick himself up another ball for the collection.  The ProPin was on the 15th and the man to collect the filthy lucre up for grabs was that crook grabster, SOS.

Other members presented (in absentia) with 10 year service medals were Noodles and Damo who either had to tear off to, or couldn’t tear themselves away from, commitments to that other ball sport that occupies centre stage during the summer months.

A very honourable Runner-up in the person of Pepsi who put together a one over par round to finish with a nett 64.  And it seems that Pepsi was not entirely happy with the way it went at times and was heard complaining about bad bounces and missed putts.  But it does seem that he is adjusting pretty quickly to the change in latitude as he spends more time in Melbourne.  As well as his trophy, Pepsi was also presented with Life Membership of the Club in recognition of the long and dedicated service over the years.  In accepting the Award, Pepsi recalled having arrived at the Club as a mere youth under the care of the likes of Chrispy’s dad and Neil Argall.  Neil was able to be with us for the Christmas lunch and was welcomed by all and sundry.

Other who were not too far off the pace were Eddie, Oliver and ChrisV who have all been fairly prominent in events throughout the year.  None more so that Eddie who collected both the Open and the Seniors Championship Trophies.

For those that did not grace the top podium in any of the Medals and Majors during the year, there was the event affectionately known as the Chump of Chumps.  No shiny silver-ware or glitzy medals to be won, just the smell of some competition to keep the day interesting.  So, who was able to wrest the title of the Best of the Rest – none other that Tarcissius himself.  For those not in the know, he usually calls himself Targe.  Close behind was Mal who has been putting a few good rounds together of late and showing that age is no barrier to playing the game.  Michael came in next  and this was despite some very obvious discomfort when trying to take a full swing.  But he just casually posted a par equalling score for the front nine and only slipped slightly on the back to finish 2 over for the round whilst still being somewhat upset with how badly he was playing.

The Christmas lunch was replete with any amount of roast turkey, ham and beef along with spuds and corn and a range of salads.  For a while there the only sound was the clash of cutlery and the gnashing of teeth punctuated by the occasional round of raucous laughter.  All of this washed down and lubricated by a steady flow of pale ale and just the occasional glass of red wine.  One or two abstemious types did restrict themselves to a glass of water or two.  When everyone was suitably sated, our esteemed President, Gordon, got on with the serious business of presenting the trophies contested over the last year of competition.  The list of winners is too long to list here but the full list can be found on the Hall of Fame page.  A collection of photos will also be posted.

In other news from the fairways, Chrispy seemed to be quite proud of the fact that he had taken an ‘airie’ in a round that was generally less than stellar but not as bad as some.  Paul also owned up to similar outcomes but when he does make contact with the ball he fairly makes it fly though the direction can leave a little to be desired.  Harry was not too far off the line of one shot from the tee on the 14th as he made his way up the 16th.  The Beast almost had a draughtie on the 1st which was not a good start for a bloke who left his swing at St Andrews and still hasn’t managed to get it back.  Maybe the Scots have bottled it – or maybe Bill has.

SOS was complaining that the group in front hadn’t let him know that his drive on the 14th had strayed outside the posts and saved him the walk back to the tee.  It turns out they did actually signal but SOS was so cranky with the straying shot that he didn’t notice and actually brought it on himself.  Another one who got cranky with himself was Snags who DQ’d himself from our event on the 2nd hole after walking past his ball.  It’s not clear whether he was just too lazy to go back but reports have it that he can’t have been going too bad as he racked up 21 points on the front nine for the inside comp.  CraigC achieved a similar result by forgetting that we were playing stroke and picked up his ball when the Stableford points ran out.

When it was obvious that they were out of contention in all events, one group tried to make things a bit more interesting by playing the last two holes with nominated clubs.  On the 17th it was the wedge and, lo and behold, Chrispy managed to par the darned thing.  Guess what he might take in the 3-Club event next year.  On the 18th it was driver and this proved to be only marginally more difficult with Mehm winning the hole with a bogie.

There were a few unfamiliar familiar faces around as well.  David Howard turned up out of the Blue(s) and rumour has it that he might be planning a comeback if he can fit it around his work and studies.  John Quinlan is back from his sojourn in the Old Dart and is planning to grace the fairways with his presence once more.  Another face familiar to some of the longer term members, and planning a come-back is Gerry Barber.  And of course not forgetting Allan who is doing his best to get himself a good handicap when he puts in his third card.

In other member news, Trevor has not been well and is spending some time in Hospital having tests to try to determine exactly the cause of the problem.  It was certainly causing him serious problems with his balance last week as he struggled gamely to finish the round.  We all wish him the best and a speedy recovery to get back on the greens at Royal Ivanhoe.

Next week is another social round so you can come out and turn in the good scores with impunity.  You will be credited with a club attendance which could prove to be useful for qualification for the January Monthly Medal the following week.  Numbers might be limited though so if you are intending to be there, registering through the website as soon as possible would be in order so that we can book extra spots if required.

Nominations for the Committee are open.

The Committee consists of�

                         (a)  a President; and

                         (b)  a Vice-President; and

                         (c)  a Secretary; and

                         (d)  a Treasurer; and

                         (e)  up to four ordinary members (if any) elected under rule 53 which provides the following:

(1)  At the annual general meeting, separate elections must be held for each of the following positions�

1.  President;
2.  Secretary;
3.  Social Secretary;
4. Rules Official;
5. Handicapper

(2)  If only one member is nominated for the position, the Chairperson of the meeting must declare the member elected to the position.

(3)  If more than one member is nominated, a ballot must be held in accordance with rule 54.

The Club Captain is also a member of Committee and nominations are welcome.

We would also like to receive nominations for non-committee positions of Tee Marshall(s) and Assistant Handicapper.  These can be filled by official Committee members if required.

Please don’t be afraid to campaign or canvass for any of these positions no matter what your length of membership.  New blood might be exactly what is required to take the Club on the bigger and better things.

Results for Saturday, 20 December 2014

Champion of Champions Brendon Mitchell (62)  Runner-up Andrew Petricola (64) Second Runners-up Oliver Gross, Eddie Kloprogge, Chris Vinecombe (66)

Chump of Chumps Targe Mifsud (66) Runner-up Mal Fleming (68) Second Runner-up Michael Gourlay (70)

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