The Last Stableford Competition for 2016 on 12 November 2016
It was a dark and stormy night….. Well not exactly, though the BOM were making noises about the possibility of rain and storms but the day started off quite clear with a gradual build up of cloud that started to look a bit threatening by the middle of the day. However it appeared to be heading in the direction of Tasmania and the cricket team was probably hoping it would get there sooner rather than later. But the course was dry and the greens were neat and tidy so there was an expectation that, from the 22 starters, there would be some really good scores with some bets reaching up into the 40s. And as it turned out, the winning score could easily have been in that stratospheric domain.
The only thing was that Brent managed to have a couple of gashes on his card and could only manage a measly 38 points to take out the event for the day. Even though he has been up there and about in the short while that he has been with us, the handicapper is chipping away and eventually a true mark will be found. Unless of course, Brent keeps improving his game. He reckons he putted for a few birdies but only managed to get one on the 18th which contributed in a small way to the total of 20 that we managed for the day.
JohnQ is going to be out of circulation for the next couple of months as he heads off to the Old Dart once again for what purports to be a mix of business and pleasure. The serious business is that he is getting married while he is over there so presumably the pleasure will be his time in the London office. Pepsi reckons he has seen the dress but it is suspected that he wasn’t referring to the one to be worn by the bride. Mehm wants to know if John is taking a set of steps for when he has to kiss the bride. Who needs enemies? Anyway, John had his game working today and came in with 36 points, also with a couple of gashes and singletons so he, too, could have been right up there. Michael and Harry stepped up beside John to take their share of the points available for second place on the podium. It would have to be said that they both left a few points out there as well.
Thirty-four was a very popular score today. So popular that a couple of players tried to claim that score as well by dint of using the incorrect handicap and/or not being able to add up. So it was that the official tally was for six players to have to crowd onto the podium for 3rd place. Fortunately, the ball supply had run out across first and second so there was no incorrect distribution of largesse. The lucky duckies were Stef, CraigC, Matt, Pepsi, Chrispy and Snags. Matt has been off for a little while trying to sort out some medical problems but the break didn’t do his golf a lot of harm though the putter was a bit rusty and not quite as reliable as it can be. Snags has also been off course for a while but he is hopeful that a new employment role will allow him to come back bigger and better than ever. If his back nine was any guide next year’s Championship had better watch out. Chrispy was happy to be in the points but he is desperately trying to think of ways to hobble Michael in the dash to the Championship finish line. And Michael is trying to think of ways to hobble the Beast in his effort to overtake him with a final desperate dash to the line. The next couple of weeks could be very interesting to finalise one of the most fiercely contested Championships in many a long year
Jason, Mehm, Targe and Brendon were happy enough to share the 4th spot on offer today but Brendon is also looking over his shoulder as the year draws to a close. Simon is trying to fit in as much practice as he can between the back yard and the course (with an occasional break for work) to tweak his game that little bit that it needs to meet his expectations. It was tweaked just enough today to score him 5th place and he didn’t have to share it with anyone. If you feel like doing a count you will find that there were not a huge number who didn’t get to put a foot on the podium and Michael needn’t have worried about the Beast who managed one of his more ordinary days in recent times.
The BallPin was on the 4th and Harry could easily have won it if it hadn’t been his provisional ball that finished a metre from the hole. As it was it was Craig (with an s) who ‘snagged’ the pill on offer today. The ProPin was on the 15th and there were a couple who managed to put the ball on the green (one by about a millimetre) but not within the 5m requirement for the event and so the ProPin will jackpot to next week. Now there’s an incentive to get out of bed next Saturday even if it is a Par competition. The other trophy of note today went to that Raider of the Lost Ark, Stefan who managed an eagle on the 17th to add to his growing collection of balls arising from his repeated raids. The Eagle is looking at him with a very jaundiced eye but there is no truth to the rumour (yet) that a Statute of Limitations will be placed on Eagles nest wins. As it turned out, he very nearly had to share the pot when Michael left his chip a mere 100mm short of the hole on the same green.
Zimmer was spotted playing the 10th down the far side of the 13th which he reckoned was taking the scenic route. It must have been a day for taking in the scenery as Brendon took a similar track on the same hole and JohnQ headed for the far side of the 16th while playing the 14th. Gordon didn’t have much of a day with the putter and he reckons that he has now run out of implements to use. It seems that he has about six though there might still be one antique copper head that he hasn’t tried yet. You’ll probably find that it is the nut on the end of the shaft Gordo!
Noodles self-confessed to throwing three tanties on the one hole and, for some reason, wondered what he would be like when he got to be Bob’s age. If anybody had a reason for chucking a tantie it might have been Zimmer as reports have it that there was an airie involved. No reports of any draughties which must say something for how well we are all hitting the ball. Either that or the red markers are set too close to the blue. Priemsy survived Mansfield and managed not to get arrested though he was almost called upon to intervene in one altercation that developed. The practice might have done some good to produce his podium finish today. Pepsi continues to have work on his knee and he thinks that the treatment is doing some good but he needs to put more effort into the rehab. Watch out when he is back at full strength. He obviously has his eye on the Stroke Play Championship and the Vin O’Meara as he is trying to ensure that he can make it to the course for the three weeks in a row.
Anybody who has perpetual trophies gracing their mantel piece could you please bring them in and give them to Gordon so that we can get the engraving done for the presentations. The Calcutta for the Vin O’Meara Stakes will be run after the December Monthly Medal. If you are not intending to play both days in the event or do not wish to have your horse put up for auction could you please email Harry as soon as possible so that the Form Guide can be done in good time and can be as accurate as possible. Don’t forget the Stroke Play Championship will be run over the three weeks of the MM and the VO’M.
Results for Saturday, 12 November 2016
1st Brent Rowley(38) 2nd Harry Boughen(36) 2nd Michael Gourlay(36) 2nd John Quinlan(36) 3rd Stefan Belevski(34) 3rd Craig Cameron(34) 3rd Matt Hunt(34) 3rd Andrew Petricola(34) 3rd Chris Priems(34) 3rd Craig Sharp(34) 4th Mehmet Akdag(33) 4th Jason Hopkins(33) 4th Targe Mifsud(33) 4th Brendon Mitchell(33) 5th Simon Powell(32)
Seniors Results: 1st Harry Boughen (36) 2nd Craig Cameron (34) 3rd Targe Mifsud (33)
Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin 15th Jackpot BallPin 4th Craig Sharp
Eagle’s nest Results: Eagle 17th Stefan Belevski
The Penultimate Monthly Medal on 05 November 2016
The season is in wind down mode. This year’s golf season, that is. You could be forgiven for imagining that the weather is also in wind down mode if not wind back. After a couple of beautiful days during the week it was out with the winter gloves again today and the couple of glimpses of the sun did little to lift the temperature or the spirits. Twenty players set out to try their hand a collecting the next to last trophy up for grabs in individual competition for this year. For better or for worse, nineteen players finished on the 18th. One player handed in his chips on the 17th after his ball could not be found and he couldn’t be bothered walking back to the tee. That’s the trouble with being honest. Most people would have declared that it was most likely in the hazard and taken the penalty with the hope of an up and down from the far side of the pond. As it turned out, the group in front had heard the ball enter the water and so Brendon could have finished the round quite legally by taking the penalty.
But the Birthday Birdie obviously arrived early for Craig and presented him with a gift, albeit a couple of days early. Craig kept his head down and his eye on the ball and the putts kept falling in. As the saying goes, you drive for show but you putt for dough and very often that is the main difference between an average round and a good one – the putts keep dropping. Well done Craig, a bit late to challenge for the Championship but you are now a very worthy contender for the Champion of Champions event. A couple of birdies along the way helped a bit with the Eclectic though the handicap change cut a bit of the gloss from that. Brendon still has the lead in this event and with only three rounds to go, he might be a bit hard to bring down but it is not impossible. And, while thinking of birdies, there were a total of 17 altogether today, which is not a bad number considering the windy conditions and the diabolical placement of some of the pins.
It seems that Ed has given up work and is embarking a new career as a golfer if the fact that he is taking lessons and is playing up to five times a week is any guide. Also, he says as much himself. So, it is not surprising that Ed played exactly to his handicap today and he had to take a four putt on the 18th to do it. Maybe it was the wind, but a quick survey after the game showed that at least four other people managed to achieve that not particularly bragg-worthy land-mark. Ed looked as if he was going to tear the course apart after starting with 3 birdies in the first four holes even though he did have to sink a 20m putt to get one of them. Ed also managed to collect the ProPin on the 12th today with a shot that put him 4.35m from the hole. Not a bad dividend given that it was a jackpot from last week and it was Double Dollars for today.
Simon is also putting in some hard yards to improve his game. He now has a membership card for IPGC and is skiving off from work a couple of times during the week to fit in the nine holes or so before his mid-morning meetings. The effort seems to be paying off with him striking the ball well and consistently, except maybe for the 16th where a poor drive and a run in with the water hazard from the second shot made all the difference in the final result.
Joe has been checking and double-checking that he has qualified for the Monthly Medal and so it was expected that he would be out there putting in his best shot to take the top spot. Unfortunately, Joe will have to wait a little longer after the putter let him down on a couple of occasions. So it was only 4th place today alongside Stefan who didn’t drive any greens today but he did go close to sinking an approach shot on the 4th by means of a ricochet Not sure what the obstacle was but this was after Jason had chipped in and Gordon’s ball went past the hole and then rolled back and fell in. It definitely was not back-spin. Estimates of the time taken for the ball to fall vary widely but Gordon is quite confident that the time frame was within the Rules of Golf.
Now comes the man that a few were hoping would stay away on his holiday a bit longer and that he would cease and desist from playing golf while upon said holiday. That, of course, is none other than the Beast who managed to snag himself another point today to make it just that little bit harder for anyone to overtake him in the next three weeks. It is possible, of course, and threats of knee-cappings might just have to be taken seriously. Nothing like a good slug-fest to see out the final rounds of the year. Bill was joined in 5th spot by Jason who is thinking of getting his name tattooed on his forehead to reduce the number of times that he is mistaken for somebody else.
Actually, getting back to Bill, he creamed his second shot (after having creamed his first) on the 6th and the ball rolled quite comfortably to the centre of the green just in a nice spot to interfere with the line of one of the players still occupying the green. So, the ball had to be marked, and what a ball it was. A grubbier, more worn ball has rarely graced the manicured fairways and greens of Ivanhoe. Conservative estimates put the age at at least ten rounds and still no KO. Bill will undoubtedly be pleased to have made it closest on the BallPin 12th hole so that he will be able to pension off ‘old reliable’ for a nice shiny new one sometime soon.
DennisW might have been a bit unlucky to be out of the points today but he does reckon he was lucky to have made past the red markers on one hole. There was no evidence of there having been any actual draughties today so the bar staff had a pretty easy day. Simon had just completed his tee shot on the 8th when there was an odd sort of a sound and his driver clattered to the ground. It wasn’t that he was disgusted with his shot, it was that he had been hit on the knee by a ball from the 5th tee. Not one of ours this time and they claimed to have given warning. Maybe the wind carried the call away.
Mehm continues on his winless ways and he was really hoping not to make it to his two year anniversary. There was almost a consolation prize today though when it put the ball onto the 17th green with an eminently gettable putt for the Eagle and the handful of eggs in the nest since the last time it was raided. The ball slipped by the hole by the narrowest of margins and Mehm had to settle for the birdie. Ryan was a bit crooked on the placement of the pins today, particularly the one on the 12th for the ProPin. Ryans ball was closer to the pin that Ed’s but it was off the green by only a few millimetres.
The round wasn’t all that far off the pace today but there was a bit of a gap opened up between one of the middle groups and the front runners. And there were groups of three bringing up the rear. So an enterprising type suggested that two of the groups should join up to reduce the pain of waiting. And, it looks as if they had a mighty fine time of it if the happy snap is anything to go by. There is no truth to the rumour that Ryan is auditioning for the next KISS revival tour.
The Birthday Birdie has another call to make this week and that is to our oldest member, young Mal, who racks up another milestone in a couple of days and makes it just that little bit easier to achieve his goal of playing a round (as distinct from playing around) under his age. The latter past-time can best be left to Noodles.
Don’t forget that you can pay your subs for next year any time soon. The Club is up for the GolfLink subs immediately in the New Year and we would like to get them in before the Christmas Party (if not sooner). Anybody who plans to change their GolfLink status (home/non-home, opt in/opt out) could they please advise as soon as possible.
Preparation of the Form Guide for the Vin O’Meara Stakes is about to get under way and we are also looking for advice on which members will be not playing in the whole event (either none or only one day) and which members do not wish to be included in the Calcutta Auction. If you are unfamiliar with the Calcutta concept have a read of the Rules and/or ask one of the longer term members.
Results for Saturday, 05 November 2016
1st Craig Cameron(64) 2nd Ed Kloprogge(68) 3rd Simon Powell(69) 4th Stefan Belevski(70) 4th Joe Wagenecht(70) 5th Bill Eastoe(71) 5th Jason Hopkins(71)
Seniors Results: 1st Craig Cameron (64) 2nd Ed Kloprogge (68) 3rd Simon Powell (69)
Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin 12th Ed Kloprogge BallPin 15th Bill Eastoe
Not Another Par Competition on 29 October 2016
Who said that the members didn’t like playing Par competition? Given that this was the third week in a row (thanks Fred) the turn-out of 23 members was pretty impressive. It was a bit cool to start off but, when the cloud cover burned off, it warmed up nicely and turned into a delightful Melbourne Spring day. Could be just the time for a racing Carnival you could almost think. Come to think of it there is some sort of a horse race coming up shortly. Something called the Vin O’Meara Stakes if memory serves correctly.
As predicted a little while back, it wasn’t long before Jason appeared on the top podium spot. A bit like the day, it took him a while to warm up and it was six holes into the round before he first entered positive territory and he just managed to stay there at the turn with the card showing just one up. The back nine obviously suited him as he squared six and won three to finish the day with a field-streeting +4 points. The handicapper took an axe, and gave his mother forty whacks, and when that job was nicely done, he gave poor Jason, forty-one! Figuratively speaking, that is.
Harry looked to be in a good position to emulate what Jason achieved. That is until Pepsi asked how he was going on the 14th green. The wheels immediately developed a nasty wobble and the plus four at that stage was almost eliminated by the end of the round. Still, second place and a slightly positive card meant that the handicapping was relatively painless. Harry was joined in second place by Rob who did himself out of a point on his card by not checking the handicap sheet before he went out to play. Rob started off well and was well placed at the turn but dropped a fair amount of engine oil on the last three holes.
So, that left Noodles and John tied up in 3rd place with their square cards. John was very well balanced and squared both nines while Noodles finished with one each way. Joe was hitting the ball really well and squared well over half of the holes but the losses outnumbered the wins and he was only able to finish the day one down. Michael spent a lot of the day worrying whether his supply of tees would last until Christmas. Apparently he is on Santa’s Nice list and he is expecting a big stocking-full from the big fella.
Michael hasn’t quite descended to the level of desperation evident in this pic from a couple of weeks back but one tee today went close to needing some sort of additional support to be usable on the next hole. Ryan mostly either won them or lost them so his performance might best be described as steady but erratic. But then, he scores points, and that is what counts in the end.
Fifth spot today was filled by a couple of Seniors by the name of DennisW and Simon who both managed to come home just the two holes down. Now Simon has been away on a road-trip and there are often reports of funny stuff happening on road-trips. Not sure whether it was the after effects of funny stuff but Simon marked his partners card back to front (marker on the left, player on the right) which had the handicapper scratching his head for a while as to how the scoring could have been so wrong.
The BallPin today was on the 15th and Pepsi did a good job to put it on but left a bit of work to do with the putt. But, putt it he did, for one of the 16 birdies that were carded for the day. It wasn’t enough to win the ball however as Joe managed to put it closer to score himself a nice new pill to play with next week. He didn’t get the birdie though. The ProPin was set for the 18th and with the pin set close to the start of the swale to the lower level it was a tough target. So tough, in fact, that nobody managed to put it close enough to make a claim and the pool will Jackpot to next week. Rob and Chris are a bit disappointed as they will be at Mansfield next weekend. Chrispy has at least three rounds lined up for during the week so he is hoping for the ‘old’ Chrispy to be back before next weekend. He was heard saying that he gave up on the back nine today which is hardly the attitude when preparing for a Major event such as Mansfield.
DennisT has some time off from his role at the Darklands and he hasn’t had much time for practice but he thought that today was a beautiful day for a walk. Pepsi was keen to get away to Flemington and the hope is that his punting will treat him better than his rather rusty form did on the golf course. He didn’t have any hot tips to offer but he thought that there might be a few fillies worth having a look at.
There was a Magpie patrolling the area around the 18th and it seems that Jason went close to spiflicating it and turning it into a Hawk (some sort of football analogy?). Stefan had his driver tuned up today and caused some consternation in the group in front when he went close to driving the green on the 5th and then lobbed one over the corner on the 10th right into their midst. While it can be hard to know exactly where people are when they are out of sight, they definitely shouldn’t be out of mind.
Simon managed to score one of the birdies today on the 17th, which he put down to ‘good golf’ and it was one of the highlights of his round. One of the highlights of his road-trip was being tapped on the shoulder by security at his hotel for practicing chipping on the courtyard lawns. He did get in 25 minutes worth of practice though. Maybe that helped today.
Mal was back today after a little while away due to the cold and some health matters and he shared a cart with Trev to guarantee that he could finish the round. His playing partners thought that he was hitting the ball really well in light of his claim that he hadn’t played for over a month. What they didn’t realise was that he was referring to Club Events and that he has been making an appearance on Thursdays with Rod and Harry.
There weren’t any draughties reported today though Zimmer did manage a few shanks which caused him to throw a tantie or two. Bob was also less than happy with some aspects of his game today and was apparently giving lessons in new ways to blaspheme in the English language.
The Birthday Birdie will be busy this week with a number of lots of good wishes to hand about. Celebrations are in order for Mark, Rodger and Damo. Don’t party too hard fellows!
Results for Saturday, 29 October 2016
1st Jason Hopkins(+4) 2nd Harry Boughen(+1) 2nd Robert Priems(+1) 3rd Stephen Butterfield(□) 3rd John Quinlan(□) 4th Michael Gourlay(-1) 4th Ryan Porker(-1) 4th Joe Wagenecht(-1) 5th Simon Powell(-2) 5th Dennis Ward(-2)
Seniors Results: 1st Harry Boughen (+1) 2nd Dennis Ward (-2) 2nd Simon Powell (-2) 3rd Malcolm Fleming (-5) 3rd Rod Grant (-5)
Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin 18th Jackpot BallPin 15th Joe Wagenecht
Another cold and blustery Fred Kitson Par Competition on 22 October 2016
Some feigned tennis injuries, some claimed other commitments and some claimed to have to go to work. And as for the rest, the chances are that they just chickened out when the weather looked like being a bit inclement. And it was – sort of. First it showered out of a clear blue sky, then it showered out of a little white cloud, then it showered out of a darkish cloud and, finally it rained and it hailed out of a really black cloud. The bulk of the field had made it back to the clubhouse before then and suffered little more than the inconvenience of upping and downing of umbrellas. The last groups, consisting mostly of the better players from last week, probably had the worst of it and came in doing a good impression of half-drowned rats. Still, four out of sixteen getting a wetting isn’t too bad.
Now, the big question on everybody’s lips was – can Mehm break his winless streak? It must be said that even Mehm wasn’t too confident at the start of the day. As it turned out Mehm’s fears were well grounded and he relinquished the top spot to Michael who put in one of the two top cards for the day to add another point to last weeks tally making him an easy winner by four points. Well done and well deserved, as are the double lot of winner’s penalty. But that’s just par for the course!
When Dennis was spotted playing the 11th on the 13th, he opined that he was doing OK but that he had probably made a mess of this one. Having made 3 up on the front nine he was certainly putting himself into a good position to strike. Unfortunately it was not to be and the gearbox leaked more oil as the round progressed so that he finished -1 on the day and square for the event. Stefan also had a bit of a blinder on the front nine and carded 4 birdies in a row which was a fair percentage of the ten that were carded by the group as a whole. One of his playing partners described the passage of play as just like watching the PGA. Given that Michael also carded four birdies (not consecutive though), it doesn’t say much for the contribution of the rest of the field. Somebody said that SOS was having a ‘mare’ or was that ‘mayor’ – whatever that might mean, but presumably it was to convey that he wasn’t going so well. Regardless, to end up equal second over the two weeks is not a bad effort in anybody’s terms.
As was mentioned earlier, Mehmet maintained his winless record and he is now looking forward to celebrating the second anniversary of his last top spot by maintaining that state. The Beast continues his steady performance of points gathering and has clawed his way back in front of Brendon in the Championship table. Chrispy’s fears about being overtaken for third spot in the Championship have been well founded and Michael’s win today has moved him a bit ahead of Chris. The Beast’s lead in the Seniors has also been extended. Jason put in a much better performance today and managed to propel himself into 4th place with the other best card of the day. It might have been even better if it had not been for the draughtie that he managed to execute on the 5th. He wasn’t alone though as Brent managed one on the 2nd after trying to knock the cover off the ball (again).
So, although Brent had a bit of a shocker today, a fair bit of it down to the said tendency to try to knock the cover off the ball, he still managed to finish up with an aggregate score good enough to settle for 5th place. He was joined by Ryan who managed the conditions today better than most with his square card.
Now, it was thought that Noodles had managed to take out the Bradman trophy on his own even though he didn’t play today. However, it seems that Gordon (and his marker – though to be fair his marker didn’t have a card to mark on the front nine) forgot about the stroke difference between his two cards and claimed a point that wasn’t due and so the Glory (or shame) has to be shared.
The BallPin was on the 12th today and the eventual winner was John who managed to get it closer than Harry, who was in the first group and wasn’t all that close anyway. The ProPin was on the 18th and it was won by a man who claims that he hasn’t won one for at least a hundred years. Now, come on SOS, you’re not even in the Seniors yet.
Speaking of Seniors, it’s about time that we started moving the boundary for qualification (a bit like the Feds are doing with the Pension age) as there are a couple who are moving inexorably closer. The Birthday Birdie reckons that David is on the brink and Chrispy isn’t all that far away. And neither has been asked to prove his age. Yet! Don’t celebrate too hard chaps.
Chrispy reckons he usually finds form just in time for Mansfield but he was not so sure about that this year. That is until the last four holes when he reckoned that the ‘old Chrispy’ was back. Brent and Jason were off to a wedding – possibly a ‘garden’ ceremony – hope they had a plan B. The groom is none other than Dale which might have something to do with why he didn’t play today. Brent was leaving his clubs with Chrispy and asked should he just chuck them in the car – to which Chrispy replied – Nah, just chuck them in the bin.
The tail end Charlies managed to record four pars on the 9th and all of them were down to up and downs (if you can sort out your ups from your downs). Some were long putts and some were awkward downhill chips but it’s the result that counts, not the picture that you have to draw.
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Results for Saturday, 22 October 2016
1st Michael Gourlay(+3, +1, +4) 2nd Dennis Ward(+1, -1, □) 2nd Stefan Belevski(□, □, □) 2nd Stephen O’Sullivan(+3, -3, □)
3rd Mehmet Akdag(+4, -5, -1) 3rd Bill Eastoe(□, -1, -1) 4th Jason Hopkins(-3, +1, -2) 5th Ryan Porker(-4, □, -4) 5th Brent Rowley(+3, -7, -4)
Seniors Results: 1st Dennis Ward (-1,1,□) 2nd Bill Eastoe (-1,□,-1) 3rd Harry Boughen (-5, □, -5)
Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin 18th Stephen O’Sullivan BallPin 12th John Quinlan