Well, if a week is a long time in politics, it can also be a long time in golf as well.  Some of the high fliers from last week didn’t fly quite so high this week and some of the also-rans from last week put in sterling performances to come close to challenging (for points if not for the trophy).

Pepsi wasn’t exactly languishing after the first round but he certainly came back with a vengeance today with a 69 off the beater that included an 8 can you believe.  However, offsetting that was an impressive total of 7 birdies out of a total of 17 for the day.  In the end, Pepsi and Ed ended up equal on the nett scores so a countback was need to determine the winner of the Vin O’Meara Cup and on the back nine it turned out to be Pepsi by a mere half a stroke.  Still, that was all that was needed and Pepsi was certainly very appreciative of getting his name on this prestigious trophy.  It also got him off to a flying start in the Championship race for this year.

Edgar will have to console himself for what might have been.  It was a bit of daylight to second place that was filled by young Zimmer who slipped just a couple of strokes to card a total of 138.  Bill the Beastoe and Mosy had to settle for third place just a stroke behind Zim.  Mostyn claims he was so intent on trying to counter Rodger that he lost the plot about the same time that Rodger did.

The President and the Chief Tee Marshall (Gordon and Chrispy in case you didn’t know) also had their chances to come in higher up the list but didn’t quite cut the mustard.  David followed up on his country form to fill the final spot for the first points of the year.

Mehm would have been happy with his purchase and so would Pepsi both in the main Calcutta and the self purchase event.  Zimmer might have broken even (if you ignore all the other purchases he made).

The ProPin on the 18th didn’t get a taker and so will Jackpot to next week.  SOS managed to get close enough on the 12th to win himself a ball  in the Nearest the Pin.  First blood in the Seniors went to Eddie, Bill and Gordon.

This was also the final round of the Club Stroke Play Championship.  After the three rounds, the clear winner was Pepsi (again) with a nett total of 201.  Another bit of daylight to second place with Zimmer on 205.  Yet another swatch of daylight to Oliver and Bill on 210.  The full details are listed on the appropriate link.

SOS reckoned that if he hadn’t had a couple of sevens he’d have had a couple of sixes.  I guess O’Sullivan is probably an Irish name.  Craig birdied the first and as is often the case for at least some of us, this did not augur well for what was to follow.  Mehm’s barber seems to have had some sort of a lapse in concentration leaving some sort of top-knot on top and Mehm was sporting a dressing covering a lesion.  Rumour has it that it was some sort of surgical procedure – nothing serious we hope Mehm!

This one is a bit hard to believe but our resident certified rules adjudicator was reported to have taken advice to misinterpret the rules relating to relief from a lateral water hazard.  And this after it had been so carefully explained on these pages in the recent past.

Oliver seems to have gotten over the yips that he displayed last week.  People were beginning to wonder whether he really had been nobbled.

Next week will see the last official day for this calendar year when the various trophy Event winners from the past Competition Year will battle it out for the Stuart Clarke Champion of Champions.  The rest of us will battle it out for a hunger for the Christmas Lunch that has been arranged.  There will also be the Trophy presentations and the AGM so, all in all, a full day.  No excuses will be accepted for sneaking off early, not even twenty-first birthdays (unless it is your own).

Results for Saturday, 14 December 2013
1st (cb) Andrew Petricola(69/64/133) 1st Ed Kloprogge(65/68/133) 2nd Kazim Akdag(68/70/138) 3rd Bill Eastoe(74/65/139) 3rd Mostyn Gregg(67/72/139) 4th Gordon Hill(73/67/140) 4th Chris Priems(70/70/140) 5th David Howard(74/68/142)

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THE SLOPE SYSTEM

You have all probably heard talk of the Course Slope that is to be introduced to the Golf Australia Handicapping System in January.

What is the course slope?

The slope is intended as a measure of the difference in difficulty of playing a course for a scratch (handicap 0) golfer and a bogie (handicap 18) golfer.

It is calculated by carefully measuring the course and applying statistical factors for how far and how accurately the two standards of player can hit a ball.  It takes into account the type and placement of hazards, the normal run on the course and the difficulty of the greens.  This has now been done for every course in Australia and for every set of tees on each course.

A course of ‘average’ difference in difficulty will have a slope of 113.  A course that is relatively easier for a bogie player will have a slope lower than 113 while a course more difficult for a bogie player will be higher.  The lowest possible value for slope is 55 while the highest possible is 155.  Ivanhoe Blue tees has been rated as having a slope of 103.

What will happen in January?

For a few days in January (20 – 23), the Golf Access system will be off-line while all registered players data will be processed to create a new value to be known as GA Handicap.  This will be the handicap that you would be expected to play to on a course with a slope of 113.  This is what will appear on the GolfLink website after January 23 2014.

The effect of this calculation will vary depending on whether you play in competition on different courses.  For those that only play at Ivanhoe your GA Handicap will be your current Handicap*113/103.  This means that somebody on 19.8 would get a GA Handicap of 21.7.  Somebody on 6.5 would have a GA Handicap of 7.1.

If you play competition on multiple courses, the effect is more difficult to assess as it will depend on the variation in the slopes of the courses that you have played on and your GA handicap could be higher or lower as the case may be.

What handicap do I play off?

If you are one of those that play competition only at Ivanhoe, when you play at Ivanhoe, your Daily Handicap is determined from GA Handicap*103/113 and you end up exactly back where you started from – 19.8/20 and 6.5/7.

However, if you play at another course, the multiplying factor changes.  On a course with a slope of 139, the player with a GA Handicap of 21.7 would have a Daily Handicap of 21.7*139/113 = 26.7 (rounded to 27 – seven strokes more than playing at Ivanhoe) while the GA Handicap of 7.1 would go to 8.7 (9 – two strokes more than at Ivanhoe).

I’m no mathematician, you might say, what about all these calculations.  Don’t worry, you won’t have to do any.  All you will have to know will be your GA Handicap.  There will be a look-up table provided for whichever set of tees you are playing from and by reading across to your GA Handicap (exact eg 21.7) the table will show what your Daily Handicap will be (already rounded as required).

What else is changing?

At the same time there will be a number of other changes introduced.

                Daily Scratch Rating (DSR)

This will be the equivalent of the old CCR but updated to take advantage of computerisation and some fancy statistical analysis that has been done on the vast database of competition information from around Australia.  The DSR will be allowed to vary more than the old CCR and can be up to four more and three less than the ASR for the tees played.

This rating is used only for handicapping purposes and is intended to compensate for changes in the way the course plays with the seasons (more run in summer, less in winter) and also from daily weather events.  It could even be different between morning and afternoon for different competitions.

The DSR will only affect handicapping and will not affect Competition results.

                Stableford Handicapping Adjustment (SHA)

This will be applied to Stroke events and will have the effect of eliminating the odd horrendous hole that we all have from time to time for the purposes of handicapping.

This will require that, after the regulation comes in, although you will have to play out all strokes in a Stroke event, you will also have to score your card as if it were a Stableford event.  A blow out hole gets no stableford points.  When your score is entered for handicapping purposes, it will be the Stableford score that will be entered and this will be converted to equivalent strokes using your Daily Handicap and the DSR.  The stableford score will have no effect on Competition results.

This is not likely to have a huge effect on your ultimate handicap if the horrendous hole(s) occur in a bad round as it is unlikely to ever appear in your handicap calculation (best 8 of 20).  It can have an effect if there are one or two in an otherwise excellent round.  One result of this should be to discourage anybody ‘throwing’ a hole or two to protect/improve their handicap.

                Conforming Social Scores

The system will allow the use of Social rounds provided that the Home Club has chosen to allow Social scores to be used and the player must have nominated before the round starts that it is to count for handicap purposes.

As for all handicap eligible scores, the round must be played and scored according to the Rules of Golf and must be marked by an accompanying player.

                Four-ball Scores

The method used will be very similar to the current method but a Club may choose not to handicap four-ball scores if they believe their circumstances do not support four-ball handicapping

                9 Hole and Incomplete Scores

This allows for 9 hole rounds and incomplete rounds (for whatever reason) to be used for the purpose of establishing an official handicap.

In essence, incomplete scores will not be projected more than1 hole for a 9 hole score or 2 holes for 18.  Nine hole scores will be stored and combined with the next 9 hole score that is submitted, taking into account the relevant course rating for the two nines, for the purposes of handicapping.

 Finally

The last three points are provided for completeness only, as they are unlikely to affect people playing in our competition, but they might be of interest if you play in other events or wish to have short rounds considered for your official handicap

Hopefully, I have made this clear enough but if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to contact me by phone or e-mail or button-hole me next time you are at the course.

You would have to say that there couldn’t have been a better day for golf for a long time.  A little freshness in the air first thing but then warming up to a balmy 23C or so by the time we had finished.  So what can be the explanation for the mostly fairly average scores that were returned.  Maybe it is just that the silly season is upon us once again and peoples minds are on other things or is it the start of a new competition year and everybody is relaxed about the clean slate in the Championship Table.  Well, wake up chaps, it won’t be that way for long.

It was up to one of our lifers to show us how it was done though as the form guide said this old horse has been training on another track and the experience seems to have stood him in good stead.  And he bought himself in the Calcutta – nothing like the smell of money to get his ginger up.  A 63 nett is a good start to getting his name on the Vin O’Meara Cup again and it should be an interesting group teeing off last next week.

That’s because, playing along with Rodger (and his trusty side-kick Laurie) will be young Edgar who managed to string a few together to record a nett 65.  Rounding out the group will be Mostyn who doesn’t seem to be any the worse for wear from his travels around the country but reckons he left a few out there with his 67.

In the mix with the potential to threaten the leaders are two of the Club’s low handicappers with Zimmer carding a 68 and Pepsi coming in with a 69 (also his favourite number).  A bit of a pity we couldn’t send out a five so that they all could have a red hot go.  Also a bit unusual in that all placings were singletons, not something we see very often.

As for the rest of the field, unless something remarkable happens, they can probably console themselves that at least they haven’t harmed their handicap.

The Nearest the Pin for a ball on the 12th went to none other than Oliver and the ProPin on the 15th went to the old Pro, Eddie (again).  There were 13 birdies including a double by Gordon on the 17th and 18th.  Certainly enough the bring him back next week and they added a modicum of respectability to his score.  Gordon, Targe and Brendon all reckoned they had lost the plot from about the 13th whereas Harry claimed not to have lost the plot, as he hadn’t had it in the first place.

Eddie was channeling the inner woman by using a delicate pink ball though it doesn’t seem to have done his game any harm.  Zimmer’s enthusiasm went close to bringing the players in front into danger on a couple of occasions.  More than a few reported difficulties getting the ball to fall into the hole, some even doing a 180 to avoid doing so.

The venerable old eagle was shaking on its perch in the tree by the 17th when Pepsi was attempting to sink his putt to collect the nice little nest eggs on offer.  It was Pepsi’s feathers that were ruffled when he only managed to get the par.  The about to be crowned Club Champion has obviously suffered a psychological set-back from the pressure of the adulation and expectations of his myriad fans and couldn’t even get it together with his practice balls before the tee and had similar problems after as well.  He did manage to contend in the various NTP comps on offer so it wasn’t all bad.

The Club Stroke Play Championship has now completed its second week and the progress table is available for viewing but it can be revealed that Zimmer and Pepsi have a bit of a lead and given that they should be playing in the same group next week it should make for an interesting shoot-out.  They could be caught, but Brendon and Oliver would have to get their mojo back.

The 2014 Eclectic is also under way and the leader board is also posted.  No prizes for guessing who are the current leaders but if you can’t guess, have a look.  Early days yet though.  And if you are wondering, the system has a maximum score on any hole of 9 strokes so for those of you who made double figures, go figure.

Keith has now completed his three cards to qualify for a handicap and he will be on a very comfortable 21.  Welcome back young fellah.

Nominations for Committee positions are open and over-due.  All positions are up for grabs and if you think the Club could be better run, put your hand up and make it happen.  If you have a home computer and would like to fill in for the handicapper when he is away there is an opening for an assistant but it doesn’t have to involve a Committee role unless you want to be involved in that way.

Results for Saturday, 07 December 2013
1st Rodger Clarke(63) 2nd Eddie Kloprogge(65) 3rd Mostyn Gregg(67) 4th Kazim Akdag(68) 5th Andrew Petricola(69)

What can you say?  The Championship has been decided pretty much for weeks, but is Oliver satisfied?  No way, after tearing the course apart last Saturday AND Sunday he came back to give it another work-out today.  The conditions as far as the weather was concerned were as good as we have had for quite a while and it is a bit of a shame that the numbers partaking were not greater than the 17 or so who turned up.  It seems that the delicacies that Oliver turned out on the bar-b-que afterwards were not enough to tempt more to turn up.  Oh well, those who were there will be able to gloat about the marinated chops and chicken wings, gourmet sausages and beef and bacon burgers that were available in plenty.  Not to mention the pide and wholegrain sourdough to keep your fingers from getting sticky.  There was also some dead horse but it seemed a shame to spoil the fare by slathering it with the indeterminate substances that they pass off in squeeze bottles these days.

Back to the golf.  Oliver’s form did slip a little from last week and he only managed a 73 off the stick to card a 65 nett.  His playing partners report that he duffed quite a few off the tee.  Must have been some great recovery shots if that was the case.  Needless to say that the Championship was deservedly his by a country mile.

Targe was more than a little miffed that he was pipped at the post again to go through the year without a win to his name.  A swag of good placings did stand him in good stead though and he was well up in the Championship Table.  His nett 66 cost him a little on the handicap front, just in time for the start of the new Competition Year.

Following closely behind and obviously positioning himself for the upcoming Vin O’Meara was the little tear-away Zimmer who put together a very respectable 74 off the beater for a 67 nett.  He was closely followed by Pepsi and Harry who both played to their handicap with nett 68.  Last in the points parade was AndrewB who got in by the skin of his teeth by handing his card in during the presentations to tip Brendon out of the list with a 69 – his favourite number.

This week was also the first round of the 2013 Club Stroke Play Championship and scores carded by those who played today over the next two weeks will be aggregated with your playing handicap for this week to determine the winner of this new event.  Can somebody please knee-cap Oliver?

Can you believe it, but the nearest the Pin for the ball on the 12th didn’t go off, partly down to the fact that somebody didn’t put their name on it because they thought they would be too far away and they wanted to save the ink.  The ProPin on the 18th (no Jackpot despite Gordons best efforts) was won by Gordon who was the only one to get close it seems.  Despite the seeming lack of accuracy, there were 11 birdies so there must have been a fair number on the longer holes.

Keith (not his distant cousin Frank) was back on the track today to put in his second card on the come-back trail.  Pepsi was another one who might have been looking out for position in the Vin O’Meara as he was going great guns for about 12 holes and then the wheels seemed to fall off.  Mehmet was also off his best in that group and Chrispy claims that this put him off his game as well.  Harry started off not at his best with doubles and a triple on the first three and that included a draughtie on the third which went awfully close to being an airie.  The long rough didn’t help the second shot much either.

When people stopped stuffing themselves from the bar-b-que, there was then the important business of the Calcutta Auction which ended up going quite well despite the small numbers present.  There was a certain amount of one-up-manship in some of the bidding but in the end most ended up being about fair value.  There were a few doubtful starters sold so if you haven’t made your intentions clear could you please do so so that we can finalise the pool.  Don’t forget that, if you have been bought by somebody, you have the option to take up a half share in the pool for half of the bid price.  If you don’t take up that option before the event starts you have forfeited any claim.  For those that wish to, there will be nominations next week before the round for the fixed price pool.  You buy your-self for $25 – best nett score(s) in the pool take all.

We are also coming up to the Annual General Meeting and the nomination and election of the Committee for the coming year.  If there is a role that you would like to contest, please put your hand up as soon as possible so that the necessary paper-work can be put in place in time for the meeting on 21 December.  Don’t forget this is also the Stuart Clarke Champion of Champions and Break-up event.

Results for Saturday, 30 November 2013
1st Oliver Gross(65) 2nd Targe Mifsud(66) 3rd Kazim Akdag(67) 4th Harry Boughen(68) 4th Andrew Petricola(68) 5th Andrew Blight(69)