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They really came out of the woodwork for the Autumn Cup Round 1 on 13 may 2017

This’ll have them rolling in the aisles!

There’s nothing like the prospect of a couple of Par rounds with double points to go and a fine autumn Melbourne day to bring them out of their hiding holes.  There were 25 members out vying for the right to hoist the trophy (or cook the bar-be-que) and Chrispy’s boy, Jake, came along to boost the numbers and get his second card in.  There hasn’t been much rain for a few days and some were suggesting that there could be a bit of run getting back into the course but it was still wet enough for the occasional wish for preferred lies so the mud clods could be made to go away.

Usually when the player count goes up, the birdie count goes up and true to form it did so today.  We managed to put together 18 on the official count today and there was a bonus one extra thanks to Jake.  There were a couple of note today.  Simon managed to get one on the 5th after three great shots onto the green followed by the single putt.  On the next hole, Michael hit a shot that he reckons was better than sex that finished just centimetres from the hole and he slotted it for his birdie.  He now has them all but the 1st so he really has to start getting eagles to improve his Eclectic.  Still, second place isn’t too bad in the scheme of things.  One thing that teed Michael off about his ‘better than sex’ shot was that none of his playing companions were watching.  But who wants to watch Michael having sex?

Now, when the cards were handed in, it was thought that we had a three way tie for top of the Leader Board.  But, it seems that Blighty left his (mathematical) brain at home and forgot about a couple of holes that he got two strokes on.  Of course, his marker has to take a bit of the blame for that as well.  Anyway, the upshot is that Blighty is the outright leader after the first round with a buffer of two points to work with.  Now, all he has to remember is to keep positioning the ball inside the line of his left toe and not outside as he reckons he was doing.  Plus he doesn’t seem to be holding his right heel so far off the ground these days either.

That won’t make any difference to the last squad for the day and it should be a battle royal with Pepsi and SOS there to keep the pressure on as they battle it out for the top spot and the trophy.  Perhaps Pepsi could argue that he had the additional stress today of playing Chrispy in their Matchplay match and for a while there it looked as if it could be a close run thing although Pepsi did get a bit of a jump in the latter stages of the front to be 3 up after seven.  Chrispy tried hard to pull it back but by the 14th the match was in serious danger of slipping out of his control as he began to look forward to the start of next year’s competition.  Chrispy lost that one but was feeling pretty pleased with himself when he squared the 15th and he was quite surprised when Pepsi walked up to shake his hand for the match that he won 4 and 3.  The match went dormie at the 14th and Chris needed to be winning.

Mehmet reckons he is on the come-back trail and he is going to try to join us a bit more often than he has done recently.  He and Noodles played together and marked each others cards and so it might not be surprising that they came in with the same score at +1.  The terrible twins are far from out of the running and if Mehm can continue to avoid being clobbered by random flying clubs (he won’t be in the same group as JQ next week) and Noodles can keep his clubs down out of the trees then either of them could be mounting the podium next week.

Next in line, and with a bit more work to do, we have a trio of Seniors who have been there or there-abouts over recent times.  Keith just keeps plugging them down the middle without too much fuss.  Bob still reckons that, if the ball hadn’t hit that, I could have been in the hole.  Targe just keeps getting confused about why the Committee meeting was last week and not this week.  It comes about by some people not looking at the Calendar mainly.

JohnQ mustn’t have been too happy about some aspect of his game when he went close to decapitating Mehm and breaking the Beast’s leg in one fell swoop.  But, he held it together enough to be not too far off the pace with a card of -1 alongside Rob and Michael.  And as for the rest.  While stranger things have happened, the stars would really have to align something fierce for somebody to leapfrog the leaders from beyond this point.  But, as they say in the classics: Nothing is impossible.

The BallPin was on the 4th today though you could have been forgiven for imagining that it was a ProPin when the wrong box was left out.  Apparently some people got on but didn’t mark it because their ball wasn’t inside the distance limit for the ProPin and there will be a Jackpot for next week.  Eddie’s name was mentioned but he was pretty quiet today as he has just had some major dental work done and he was still feeling a bit the worse for wear.  There is no truth to the rumour that it was because the dentist had wired his jaws together.  The first ProPin was on the 15th and there is no measurement because there was no tape so we just have to take Joe’s (and his marker’s) word for it that it was within the 5m limit.  There was no question about the ProPin on the 18th though as Jason managed to put it just past the hole by 70cm.  He thought he might have been in with a chance on the inside NTP as well but a check of the card had somebody with 30cm which is pretty darned close.

Gordon is in the next group but it seems that he won’t be doing any leap-frogging as he won’t be here next week.  He was in a group with Michael today and between the four of them they managed to play the 7th hole in just eleven strokes.  Targe was playing in a group with Brent today and Brent does keep his head pretty closely shaved.  But was that really an excuse for Targe to call him Jason for most of the round until somebody kindly pointed out his mistake.  It must be said that Jason does sport a very similar hairstyle but the resemblance stops pretty much at that point.

Bob was running hot (not his golf) and was moved to strip off some excess clothing at the 16th tee.  His playing companions were wondering how far he was going to go when he got down to his singlet.  Not a pretty sight.  Ryan was pretty close to the bottom of the field today and he reckons that it might be because he had a lesson during the week and he was trying to change too many things at once.  Remember the last time he ‘changed’ something.

Don’t forget the Bar-be-que after the round next week.  Always a good nosh-up and it will be interesting to see what fare turns up with Gordo not on the job.  Still, how far can you go wrong with snags, burgers, sauce and bread?

Arrangements for Shepparton are progressing although there has been some change at management levels at the Club that has delayed getting the final details but, do not despair, Gordon will advise as soon as he knows.  As reported last week, the Annual Challenge will now be a Competition event.  The total Stableford points for each player for the two rounds will have 36 deducted and that result will be used as a single round score for handicapping purposes, as if played at Ivanhoe from your Ivanhoe handicap.  Anybody who does not have a GA handicap will play at Shepparton with their Club Handicap plus 2 scaled according to the slope of the  Shepparton course compared to the slope of Ivanhoe.  A more detailed explanation will be circulated later.

Results for Saturday, 13 May 2017
Leaderboard Round 1 1st Andrew Blight(+4) 2nd Andrew Petricola(+2) 2nd Stephen O’Sullivan(+2) 3rd Mehmet Akdag(+1) 3rd Stephen Butterfield(+1) 4th Keith Delzoppo(□) 4th Bob McDonald(□) 4th Targe Mifsud(□) 5th Michael Gourlay(-1) 5th Robert Priems(-1) 5th John Quinlan(-1)

Seniors Leaderboard: 1st Andrew Blight (+5) 2nd Bob McDonald (□) 2nd Keith Delzoppo (□) 2nd Targe Mifsud (□) 3rd Gordon Hill (-2)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin No 1 15th Joe Wagenecht ProPin No 2 18th Jason Hopkins BallPin 4th Jackpot


The rain stayed away from the May Monthly Medal on 06 May 2017

Bob winner
With a chip chip here, a putt putt there…..

Simon has been sucking up to the ground staff and they were out and about this morning sweeping the dew off the greens so at least one excuse was removed from the list of reasons available for poor putting.  However, that did not stop a fair number of the 20 players who fronted today having a whinge about how badly the putting went.  But, the weather was kind and although the northerly wind did get up a bit, the arrival of the following front held off until our intrepid band was all home and the results were done and dusted.

Before we go too much further, the Birthday Birdie would like to apologise for missing out on greetings to Porks a couple of weeks back and to Whitey for last week.  Neither of the two were present today but, hopefully, it wasn’t the result of any celebration that they might have had.

Now, Bob has been known to bewail his rotten luck when a ball bounces a little off the line to the pin or a putt turns a bit more (or less) than he imagined but on the other hand calmly accepts the obverse case.  Well, today, it was his chipping that came in for  the sad sack stories.  But, despite all the doom and gloom, he still managed to put in a card that netted him a 66 and the eight points which puts him well to the fore in the Championship Tables (Club and Seniors).  His placings in the Eclectic have slipped a bit, mainly due to the effects of the handicap adjustments that have been forthcoming as the result of his run of form.

Simon was pretty pleased, and with good cause, with his 38 off the stick on the back nine and, when he heard Bob’s response to the question of how Bob went, he was about to head to the bar to celebrate his first Monthly Medal.  Unfortunately, the nett 68 was not good enough and he had to console himself with the points for second and the attendant ball-run hand-out.  And he can play off the same handicap next week (and the week after).  Pepsi was also pretty pleased with his round that netted him a 69 (everybody’s favourite number) and he was wishing that he had actually taken on Chrispy in their matchplay match.  There was even talk of determining the match result retrospectively and the cards were compared to see how it would have turned out.  Not telling though, you’ll just have to wait for the real thing.  The Beast and Michael also meet in the current Matchplay round and they played in the same group today and there were hints by at least one party that perhaps they should have played today or maybe the result could be determined retrospectively.

Noodles managed to get himself into 4th place today and some would say it was more by good luck than good management.  Noods shanked his drive off the 4th and it was heading for a swim to Dight’s Falls for anybody’s money.  Except that it hit a tree and bounced back into play from where Noodles proceeded to chip it in for a birdie.  In so doing he contributed just a little to the total of 10 that we managed.  So, maybe the putting was a little tougher.  John, Michael and Stef managed to get their name on the board with just one more shot for a 71 apiece.

The first ProPin today was on the 4th and for some reason, getting onto the green within the requisite 5m of the pin eluded the whole field and so we have yet another Jackpot pool to look forward to next week.  The BallPin was on the 12th hole and Brendon managed to squeeze his inside the distance posted by Harry to add yet another ball to his collection of thousands.  The second ProPin on the 18th also looked as if it could go begging until, at last, Pepsi managed to put his to 4.24m to get his name onto the card and collect the dosh.

One of the shots of the day would have to be down to Harry who put his second left of the green on the 17th from where it bounced into the hazard and came to rest about 100mm from the water’s edge.  When Bill offered to rescue and apply CPR should he fall in, Harry took a right foot behind stance on the edge of the pond, opened the face of the sand wedge and went close to putting it in the hole on the hop.  An easy putt made for the unlikeliest of pars.

The Beast, on the other hand, put his second on the 10th hard up against the base of the spotted gum to the left of the green with the only option to take a drop or play the shot left handed.  Bill tried the latter and managed to hit the tree but not the ball.  He was gracious enough to count that as a windie and coughed up the ‘penalty’.  Trevor, not to be outdone managed to put together two draughties.  On the 12th, his ball went at least 30m in the air but only 10m forward which was not quite enough to make it to the red markers.  Blighty cracked one drive pretty well, if a little off line, and the ball hit a tree, reportedly, 80m down the track, and it came directly back almost as far as the red markers.  It would indeed be cruel to be ‘penalised’ from that sort of shot.

Chrispy is sort of sticking with his vow not to play with a white ball by using one of the patterned ones that look sort of like a miniature soccer  ball.  Today, he was playing with Joe, who is also one who uses that pattern of ball.  Wouldn’t you know it, but Joe managed to hit Chrispy’s ball by mistake.  Joe’s score did not really need that extra penalty.  There were reports about that somebody had driven the 10th green and all eyes turned to Stef.  But no, it wasn’t Stef, it was Gordo.  The only problem was, he was teeing off from the 11th.  Stef did bring out the artillery on the 16th as he reckoned the following wind would give him a fair old boost.  The shot went high and wide and the occupants of the ISS looked to be in serious danger but the ball finished well short of the green.  Nice lay-up said Michael.

There was some discussion as to how the 2nd hole would play today from the white tees.  From the 20 players the average score was just a fraction over 6 strokes.  On the other hand, on the 13th we managed to only take 5.25 strokes on average.  So, was the 13th easier or did we just get better as the day went on?

Next week we have our Autumn Major event for the David Ford which will be everybody’s favourite, par competition.  There will be the usual Bar-be-que after the second round so line up for your chop (well, snag or burger actually).

The Committee had a meeting after the round and agreed that, given the excellent turn out for the Annual Challenge, it should be declared a formal Event and be subject to the award of Championship Points and handicap adjustment.  A new Club rule relating to the award of Life Member has been added which merely formalises what was understood to be the case previously.  Also some changes will be made to the MatchPlay rules such that if both players are present on any given day the match should be played and if no result or forfeit is determined by the round deadline, both players will be deemed to have forfeited their place in the competition.  These new rules will be published on the Club Rules page shortly.

Results for Saturday, 06 May 2017
1st Bob McDonald(66) 2nd Simon Powell(68) 3rd Andrew Petricola(69) 4th Stephen Butterfield(70) 5th Stefan Belevski(71) 5th Michael Gourlay(71) 5th John Quinlan(71)

Seniors Results: 1st Bob McDonald (66) 2nd Simon Powell (68) 3rd Ed Kloprogge (73)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin No 1 4th Jackpot ProPin No 2 18th Andrew Petricola BallPin 12th Brendon Mitchell

The Mozzies came out to play in the Stableford Competition on 29 April 2017

JQ wins
I always say, you putt for dough.

The course was very crowded today when it was populated by 22 members, 2 provisional members and 24,000,000 mosquitoes.  Well, maybe not that many mozzies, but, judging from the complaints and the amount of Aerogard being sprayed around, maybe it isn’t too bad an estimate.  Joe was certainly one of the most popular guys on course as he had the can of repellent.  But, the weather turned out nice and the course has softened somewhat with the soaking that has been going on over the last week or so.  There were no preferred lies though despite some people suggesting that there should have been when their ball showed up with clods of mud attached.  So the only preferred lies will have to be about the way the game was played.

The course can’t have been too bad though as we managed to score 13 birdies for the day.  And reports have it that Brent missed an eagle by a whisker when he put it to 1.5m of the hole on the 14th and then left the ball hanging on the edge of the cup.  Ryan also went close on the 15th when he went within a whisker of scoring a Hole-in-One (and eagle) when the ball ran across the edge of the hole and pulled up 39cm past the hole.  This was more than enough to win him the Jackpot ProPin when he squeezed out SOS and Mary (oops that should be Matty) who had their names on the card before-hand.  The ProPin on the 18th also went off with Whitey being victorious with a shot to 2.33m.  Rod didn’t add to the birdie tally but the cash was more than welcome.  Gordon shut out everybody from winning a ball on the BallPin, 4th hole.

There wasn’t an official count but our winner today was estimated to have had about fifteen one putt greens.  They were apparently falling in from all directions and distances.  This perhaps compensated a little for the fifteen trees that he hit while playing the long part of the game although, mostly, the outcome of the arboreal adventures was not too unfavourable.  So, a swag of points for today’s effort keeps John moving up the Championship Table and the list of players within a win of the front just keeps getting longer and longer.  With a Major in the offing next month, will there be a break-out or will there be new contenders arise?

Second place needed a score only one behind the winner and with a card playing to the handicap, there was no damage on that front.  The players to manage that feat came from almost opposite ends of the age bracket of the Club with Keith and Brent staking out the five point spot.  Both of them took quite a few holes to warm to the task with much better scoring on the back nine than on the front.

In third place, we had Pepsi, who was also embroiled in his Matchplay contest with Matt.  That doesn’t seem to have distracted him too much although it did take him the first nine to get going but he finished strongly with a one under par total on the back.  The match score generally reflected the fortunes changing as the round progressed with Matt having a slight upper hand early on until Pepsi got his rhythm going and got himself within reach of victory at the 14th.  They both birdied the 15th and the Matt won the next two to make the match all square at the 18th tee.  Would there be a chip-off and could Pepsi wait around for the crowd?  Matt tried hard to make the birdie on the 18th but overshot and needed two more to complete which let Pepsi in for a win, 1 up.

A lot of players took the front nine to warm up, but not Gordon.  He went out with a flourish and did not mar his front nine with a singleton on the card.  The back was a bit of a different story but he did get enough points to share the spot with Brendon.  Now everybody knows that Brendon loves his little distance measuring gadget to help with his club selection.  But did he really have to be sighting on Pepsi’s backside instead of the pin?  Something about the pin moving too much.  Sounds like a likely story!

Michael at work
If your field is acting up ornery, holler for a marshall.

Michael has been endeavouring to bring some order to the allocation of members to the playing groups before the round and he imagines a system where everybody has their own little card.  Then their name is written on (and moved around) the sheet in pretty much the same old way.  Maybe it will make more sense after a few more rounds.  But, enough of that.  Michael was still able to get himself onto the podium and he had to share that spot with Blighty and Matt (of matchplay fame).  Now Blighty was feeling a bit disconsolate after he carded three triple bogies on the first three holes and had pretty much written off his round as a lost cause.  His day was made worse when he realised around the 10th green that a five dollar note that he had carefully put aside to pay his comp fee to SOS had gone missing from his pocket.  Maybe that stress explains why he shortchanged himself a point on that hole.  Now Harry had spotted the recalcitrant note at the bottom of the path down from the 10th and thought, maybe the clouds do have a silver lining.  But, the story about the comp fee softened his heart and Blighty cheered up no end and ended up coming home with a wet sail.  As it turned out, Gordon had chipped in the dosh for the comp fee and so ‘the money goes round and round and it comes out here’.

One of the new players today was Jake Priems who just happens to be Chrispy’s son and he is planning to join us on a regular basis from now on and will be joining the comp once he gets his three cards in.  At this stage, it is unclear whether Jake has inherited his father;s uncanny golfing skills but it seems that he did have to buy a couple of rounds after mishaps from the 2nd and 3rd tee.  Jake brought along one of his mates, Michael Papa, who generally goes by the sobriquet of Pappa and he too will be around from time to time.  Welcome along chaps.

While on the subject of draughties, there were a couple of others reported today.  Harry managed one on the 3rd with a serious ‘scone’ job.  Joe managed a severe shank later on in the round to emulate the feat.  Eddie went close on the 11th when he pulled out his driver to try his shot through the trees and down the 6th fairway except it didn’t miss the trees and made a ricochet a fair way back towards the red markers.

Golf fashion
Where did you get those socks?

Now, it is getting on towards winter and the sun is coming up later but it must have been early in the morning when Steve got up and pulled on a pair of socks.  Not sure whose drawer they came out of but they certainly made some sort of a statement.

There is a thought about that JohnQ is trying to give up smoking by not carrying a lighter.  If that is the case, then he is not succeeding, as he was spotted, numerous times, borrowing lighters with the promise to return them at the next hole or the end of the round.  Rob had a bit of a bad day and reckoned that he missed everything, including the golf course.  Damo on the other hand couldn’t stop hitting the golf course with shots best described as ‘fat’

Ryan was another one with only a few highlights (viz 15th ProPin).  One big complaint was that he couldn’t sink a putt to save himself.  It seems that he has a new putter but it certainly was not performing today.  One suggestion was that the batteries were flat but Ryan must have faith as he was knocking back offers to take it off his hands for the scrap value.

Gordon reports that there are still spots available for the Annual Challenge  A fifty dollar deposit into the Club bank account will reserve you a spot.  He is still waiting to get  final cost for those members who are planning to arrange their own accommodation.  Don’t miss out as it is a great weekend of golf and you can surprise the missus and bring her along even if she hates the game.  Plenty to do in Shep.  Just ask SOS.

Results for Saturday, 29 April 2017
1st John Quinlan(37) 2nd Keith Delzoppo(36) 2nd Brent Rowley(36) 3rd Andrew Petricola(35) 4th Gordon Hill(34) 4th Brendon Mitchell(34) 5th Andrew Blight(33) 5th Michael Gourlay(33) 5th Matt Hunt(33)

Seniors Results: 1st Keith Delzoppo (36) 2nd Gordon Hill (34) 3rd Andrew Blight (33)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin No 1 15th Ryan Porker ProPin No 2 18th Rodney White BallPin 4th Gordon Hill


Where have all the birdies gone in our Par Competition on 22 April 2017

The par meisters
We are three kings who can play Par!

Last week, Noodles, so he says, made an accurate prediction of how many members would front for today’s event. Without knowing what that prediction was, it’s hard to say whether he would have picked twenty and a half.  How come half a player you might ask.  Well, Ed was in such a rush to get away to a wedding (not his own) that he set about spifflicating poor young Noodles in the matchplay round, 8 and 7, just so that he could get away after the 13th. Some unkind souls were suggesting that he was just protecting his handicap.  The weather was fine and mild and the course was refreshed from the recent rains but not over-dampened and so it is a bit hard to explain why we only managed to card 4 birdies between the lot of us.  And two of those were down to Pepsi.

Despite the lack of birdies, there has been some movement in the Eclectic Table and Jason now has a slender lead most likely due to the handicap hit that Bob took after today’s event.  Now, for a bloke who comes out at the start of the day crying about how much he hates Par and spends a fair part of the round complaining about how poorly he is playing, he didn’t do too badly coming in with a score of +2.  And he reckons he only went bad after Trev commented on how well he was going.  Bob didn’t have it on his own though as both SOS and Brendon were able to emulate the achievement to collect the points and share the podium.

It wasn’t a day for the Priems clan as far as keeping track of their scores went and as a result, Chrispy probably owes Rob a ball.  Rob missed a point that he won on the 4th and that brought his card up to square and he was able to join JohnQ on the second podium step.  Chrispy, on the other hand gave himself a point of the 6th, and that had the effect of dropping him down a step to join Harry in 3rd place.  Not quite as far up the Championship Table as you thought, eh Chris.

The irrepressible Allan (aka Thunderbirds-are-go) continued on his merry way and moved further up the Table with a very impressive Strike Rate of 5.75, streets in front of anybody else on that measure.  He was joined by Ryan, who, despite being accused on not being able to add up by Noodles, managed to card up a -2 as well.  Four members crowded onto the lowest podium level with Jason, Trev, Targe and Pepsi getting up close and personal with their scores of -3.

The Matchplay round is getting along and only two matches remain in Round 2 with two weeks to get them out of the way.  You (should) know who you are.  The other two matches today were a bit more of a competition with Rob and Whitey fighting it out to the last with Rob snatching victory at the 18th to take the match 1 up.  Rob said afterwards that he found it quite disconcerting as this was the first time that he had ever had to give strokes to an opponent.  Your life is now complete Rob, you can die happy.  Rob’s bro, Chris, went into battle with Mehmet and the to’s and fro’s went a bit like the troop movements at Gallipoli although Aussie Chris seemed to have to best of it at the turn.  That is until they reached habibi corner and Mehmet made a comeback to almost push Chrispy back into the sea.  A square card at the 18th brought on a mass migration of members to the practice green for the first chip-off that we have seen in quite some time.  The chipping part of the contest went to Chris and the pressure was on Mehm to sink his putt and put the pressure back on Chris.  The putt slipped by and Chrispy calmly slotted his to take the match.

The BallPin today was on the 4th and Pepsi eventually collected the ball after squeezing out Targe and SOS who had made prior claims.  The mobile ProPin was on the 12th and, given the small number of birdies scored, it is perhaps no surprise that there were no contenders and the prize will Jackpot to next week.  The fixed ProPin on the 18th was already a Jackpot so maybe there was an incentive to try a bit harder on this one.  As it was, Brendon managed to put his to 4.29m and he was a very happy man to collect the double lot of cash.  It must be said that he did resemble a mendicant type with the saucer full of money at his feet after the presentations.  And you’ll be pleased to know that Brendon hasn’t lost his grip, he’s just getting a set of new ones and today’s divvie will go some way to paying for them.

Although Jason did make it onto the points table today he made the going a bit hard by trying desperately to have to shout a round for his playing companions.  On at least three holes, his drive is reported to have barely made it past the red markers and so they do not qualify as a draughtie but, taken as a group, they would almost have to qualify for a shout.  Actually, Jason did offer to put his hand into his pocket but his soft-hearted team opted not to take up his offer.  There were lots of shouts of ‘Fore’ from the 14th tee and the first of these resulted in a ball coming close, but not too close, to Trev as he made his way up the 16th.  On the second occasion, Trev made a upper body sway that would have done an Aussie batsman, facing a bouncer, proud to narrowly avoid being in the way of the incoming missile.  Might even have made contact with the brim of his Akubra.

Simon had the loft on a few of his clubs adjusted during the week.  The result of the change was not necessarily spectacular.  Isn’t there something about – if it ain’t broke, don’t fix it?  Gordon hit his drive on the 17th to somewhere it couldn’t be found so, ever optimistic, he sprinted back to the tee and laid into a second ball which finished over by the 18th green.  With only his driver available (not wanting to delay things), Gordon managed to scone it and the ball popped up and only managed to progress a matter of centimetres.  Undaunted, he applied the driver again and this time made good contact but too late to salvage a score on the hole.  He reckons he needn’t have hurried because the group behind was having trouble keeping up.

Although Ed was in a hurry to get the Match against Noodles over, Noodles didn’t do himself any favours by taking four putts on the first.  Pepsi noticed a large carp in the pond by the 2nd tee and mentioned the fact to Chrispy who came back – what, swimming?  No Chris, waltzing!  Allan was telling a little story after the round, as he is wont to do, and the upshot seems to be that he tripped over a chair leg and ended up pulling the knickers off a passing waitress.  A likely story, about tripping over the chair leg, that is.

Results for Saturday, 22 April 2017
1st Bob McDonald(+2) 1st Brendon Mitchell(+2) 1st Stephen O’Sullivan(+2) 2nd Robert Priems(□) 2nd John Quinlan(□) 3rd Harry Boughen(-1) 3rd Chris Priems(-1) 4th Allan Davies(-2) 4th Ryan Porker(-2) 5th Jason Hopkins(-3) 5th Trevor Jackson(-3) 5th Targe Mifsud(-3) 5th Andrew Petricola(-3)

Seniors Results: 1st Bob McDonald (+2) 2nd Harry Boughen (-1) 3rd Allan Davies (-2)

Nearest the Pin Results: ProPin No 1 12th Jackpot ProPin No 2 18th Brendon Mitchell BallPin 4th Andrew Petricola