{"id":172,"date":"2008-10-08T06:31:06","date_gmt":"2008-10-08T06:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ivanhoegc.wordpress.com\/?p=172"},"modified":"2008-10-08T06:31:06","modified_gmt":"2008-10-08T06:31:06","slug":"turfndirt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ivanhoegc.org\/?p=172","title":{"rendered":"TURF&#8217;N&#8217;DIRT"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s b a a a ck!<\/p>\n<p>Thanks to Allan I now have access to this,our sacred sight and unfortunately for him he&#8217;s my first target.<\/p>\n<p>We all know by now how badly the markets are doing and how it&#8217;s affecting superanuation especially those among the higher percentile. Well,it wasn&#8217;t until Ken was overheard to make a certain statement that it was noticed how badly Allan had been treated. Ken was having a social game with Neil when he commented &#8220;Allan must be doing it hard,he didn&#8217;t pay his skins last week&#8221; Don&#8217;t worry Allan,we&#8217;ll pass the hat this week.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Everyone&#8217;s been lauding a certain Akdag for his recent achievements.<\/p>\n<p>However investigations have revealed that despite a privileged education his maths aint that good.It would appear Kazim can&#8217;t count above five.<\/p>\n<p>Another person under the microscope this week is the refugee from the old dart.It would appear Pepsi didn&#8217;t come back of his own volition,he was kicked out.That would explain his sudden departure from these shores.<\/p>\n<p>I leave you with this following thought.<\/p>\n<p>When primitve man waved sticks in the air and cursed at the sky,they called it witchcraft.When modern man does the same,they call it GOLF.<\/p>\n<p>Until next time<\/p>\n<p>W GAF<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s b a a a ck! Thanks to Allan I now have access to this,our sacred sight and unfortunately for him he&#8217;s my first target. We all know by now [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-172","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-club-news"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p81fbi-2M","jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ivanhoegc.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ivanhoegc.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ivanhoegc.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ivanhoegc.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ivanhoegc.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=172"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ivanhoegc.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/172\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ivanhoegc.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=172"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ivanhoegc.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=172"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ivanhoegc.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=172"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}